april first tfln

[folkie]

1 April Edition TFLN

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme, April Fools edition! See, Thoth learned about April Fools from reading Chaucer but enjoys that it's an ongoing thing. Thoth's switched things up. Initial messages (aka top levels)—all set April 1st ICly—maaaaay go to the wrong person! So not all hell breaks loose, replies carry forward with whoever you've reached, but you might be texting your innermost intoxicated or sleep deprived secret to someone you don't even know.

If you'd like to opt out of misfires, please include this in your top level (by prompt or overall). Otherwise, enjoy indulging Thoth's amusement and building some new CR.

This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and as spoons for players accepted into the game.

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(exact use is not required, you can modify them for your character, you can use other sources/random text generators/shower thoughts!)

Comments

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[sine_metu]

It was my pleasure.

[tamethatfire]

[Smug bastard. Couldn't he have just ignored that message like a gentleman?]

Was it? I'm glad.
I'd hate to be a chore.

[sine_metu]

[ No. ]

In bed? Never.
Out of it, well.

[tamethatfire]

You're a horrible man, Matthew.
My drunk self has zero taste, I take everything back.

[sine_metu]

I know.
We weren't that drunk, sweetheart.

[tamethatfire]

I was completely wasted.

[No, she wasn't, not that first time at least.]

I completely fell for your nice puppy act and all.

[sine_metu]

You were sober enough to beg for more.

[ He's a bastard but had she been drunk he would have put her to bed with a kiss to the forehead and aspirin. ]

I will neither confirm nor deny that I used puppy eyes to my advantage.

[tamethatfire]

I would never beg!
That right there tells you how drunk I was.

[He would have tucked her in and she would have pouted endlessly aka until she passed out.]

Meet me in the gym when the elephants stop tap dancing in my head.
I'll show you.

[sine_metu]

I mean you started with demands.
I teased you into begging.

[ She's so cute when she pouts at him. ]

Are you drinking water?
Did you take anything?

[tamethatfire]

Hush, not another word!

No, I'm happily wilting away in bed.
It's too comfy to get up.

[sine_metu]

Make me.

I'll bring you some water.

[tamethatfire]

*kissy emoji*
*kissy emoji*
*kissy emoji*

Hurry up!

[sine_metu]

[ He can be heard laughing at the way his text to speech says 'kissy emoji'. Always amusing to hear how it reads those.

He brings her a cool glass of water and a bottle of Advil. Matt also leans over and kisses her forehead. ]

Kissy emoji.