april first tfln

[folkie]

1 April Edition TFLN

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme, April Fools edition! See, Thoth learned about April Fools from reading Chaucer but enjoys that it's an ongoing thing. Thoth's switched things up. Initial messages (aka top levels)—all set April 1st ICly—maaaaay go to the wrong person! So not all hell breaks loose, replies carry forward with whoever you've reached, but you might be texting your innermost intoxicated or sleep deprived secret to someone you don't even know.

If you'd like to opt out of misfires, please include this in your top level (by prompt or overall). Otherwise, enjoy indulging Thoth's amusement and building some new CR.

This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and as spoons for players accepted into the game.

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(exact use is not required, you can modify them for your character, you can use other sources/random text generators/shower thoughts!)

Comments

4.

[a_normal_man]

As long as the incident doesn't get blamed on me this time. I didn't even touch this one after the handle fell off of the last one.

[disastergod]

What are they making the coffee makers out of here that they seem to fall apart so easily?

[a_normal_man]

Normal plastic, unfortunately. I don't always pay attention, which is on me.

[disastergod]

Normal plastic? That is unfortunate. Are there any magic users around who could perhaps give us an upgrade?

[a_normal_man]

I've met a few people who can use magic, but I'm not sure coffeepot repair is in their skill set.

So, do you have the same issue I do with trying to keep your strength in check? I try to handle things delicately but sometimes it doesn't matter how careful I am.

[disastergod]

That's a shame. We don't have any mechanics or repair people around here?

Oh yes. I think the Midgard expression is something about a cow in a Chinashop? I might be misremembering that particular turn of phrase. But yes. Especially with wielding lightning. That can get messy fast.

[a_normal_man]

That we do. There's a guy who lives not too far from me that's supposed to be really good with machines. His name is Tony Stark.

And close! "Bull in a china shop."

You can control lightning? That's awesome.

[disastergod]

Ah! I know Stark. That is good news, indeed.

Ah, that's the one! Bull in a china shop, thank you friend!

Yes! It comes in handy. I also have my trusty hammer, Mjolnir, who helps.

[a_normal_man]

It seems like there are a lot of people here from Tony's world, so you won't be lonely.

Mjolnir? Like from Norse mythology?

[disastergod]

Really? A whole bunch of us?

I suppose Mjolnir would be considered mythological from a Midgardian's perspective. But yes.

[a_normal_man]

I don't know all of them, but off the top of my head, there's Tony, Steve and Bucky.

Oh and also there's a guy named Loki, but I'm not sure if he's with them or not.