april first tfln

[folkie]

1 April Edition TFLN

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme, April Fools edition! See, Thoth learned about April Fools from reading Chaucer but enjoys that it's an ongoing thing. Thoth's switched things up. Initial messages (aka top levels)—all set April 1st ICly—maaaaay go to the wrong person! So not all hell breaks loose, replies carry forward with whoever you've reached, but you might be texting your innermost intoxicated or sleep deprived secret to someone you don't even know.

If you'd like to opt out of misfires, please include this in your top level (by prompt or overall). Otherwise, enjoy indulging Thoth's amusement and building some new CR.

This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and as spoons for players accepted into the game.

TFLN Generator
(exact use is not required, you can modify them for your character, you can use other sources/random text generators/shower thoughts!)

Comments

[heypartner]

If you stole my arm, Maul, I'm gonna smack you with it.

[survivalthroughhate]

In my defense, I have a vague recollection of you telling me to take good care of it, so it's entirely possible you willingly handed it over on your own.

[heypartner]

Doubt that. Taking it off isn't the easiest thing in the world.

[survivalthroughhate]

But not impossible I imagine. Unless you've got it directly welded into your remaining nerve endings like my lower half is for me.

[heypartner]

No. It's not a Clone Wars relic. It's been worked on by folks here.
But it's the third one I've had since comin' here.
My mechanic will be pissed if I have to ask for a fourth one.

[survivalthroughhate]

I know this might be hard to believe but I sympathize. I'm on my fourth pair of legs as it currently stands. People keep shorting out the mechanisms in them and making them useless or blowing them off. Finding a person I can trust to work on them isn't easy.

[He was more vulnerable during that period of time than any other. Not that even Maul without his legs was easy to take on but he preferred being fully mobile.]

I'll bring it back! Where shall I meet you?

[heypartner]

You'll want to find someone soon. The Trials ain't always nice to prosthetics.

Just bring it to the house.

[survivalthroughhate]

Any recommendations?

I'm on my way.

[heypartner]

Not inclined to give you names with your charming personality.

[survivalthroughhate]

Are you this useless with everyone or just me?

[heypartner]

You seem to bring it out of me more than most, I'll admit.

[survivalthroughhate]

As my friends will tell you, I'm nice only when I feel like it. I just don't feel like it around you.

And before you bother to say it, YES, I DO have friends.

[heypartner]

Oh no. I'm so heartbroken the loss.

[survivalthroughhate]

Don't start. I'm still the one holding your arm hostage.

[heypartner]

That'd be a better threat if I didn't know every mechanic who could build me a new one.

[survivalthroughhate]

Don't bother. I'm already on the move, so I'll turn up. Eventually.

[heypartner]

Always a pleasure, Maul.