april first tfln

[folkie]

1 April Edition TFLN

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme, April Fools edition! See, Thoth learned about April Fools from reading Chaucer but enjoys that it's an ongoing thing. Thoth's switched things up. Initial messages (aka top levels)—all set April 1st ICly—maaaaay go to the wrong person! So not all hell breaks loose, replies carry forward with whoever you've reached, but you might be texting your innermost intoxicated or sleep deprived secret to someone you don't even know.

If you'd like to opt out of misfires, please include this in your top level (by prompt or overall). Otherwise, enjoy indulging Thoth's amusement and building some new CR.

This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and as spoons for players accepted into the game.

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(exact use is not required, you can modify them for your character, you can use other sources/random text generators/shower thoughts!)

Comments

[heyunderoos]

Chihuahua is a bit too generous, but the bad attitude is correct.

[ihadstrings]

You'd have a bad attitude too if you kept watching humanity eat itself alive instead of looking around and seeing the big picture. You're all so focused on these petty little problems that don't mean anything in the end. Not when something worse is coming.

[heyunderoos]

Oh yeah, and killing everyone is definitely the answer. Totally won't just leave you standing alone forever without anyone to talk with.

Your plan is super shortsighted. If you wanted to actually make change you'd figure out something sustainable instead of immediately going to violence. Maybe focus on capitalism and the fact it makes humanity hurt each other more than anything else.

[ihadstrings]

There would have been people left! The ones smart and tough enough to evolve. And I would have been there to lead them into a better era.

Hmmmm, so you're saying destroying the entire system of capitalism will have the same effect as dropping a meteor?

[.............Ultron, no, that is not what he said at all. Why are you like this?]

[heyunderoos]

We both know that's not what would've happened and you're as good at lying to yourself as Mr. Stark can be.

Your reading comprehension needs work.

[ihadstrings]

Do NOT mention Tony to me again unless you want me to drop you on his doorstep in a bloody heap!

[Someone had a sore spot regarding his dad.]

Looks just fine to me!

[heyunderoos]

Feeling a little sensitive about that, huh?

#doubt

[ihadstrings]

Just a little bit.

[He couldn't even deny that he had daddy issues. That was as clear as day to anyone who spent even a few minutes with the robot.]

It's hard to take someone seriously who uses hashtags unironically.