april first tfln

[folkie]

1 April Edition TFLN

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme, April Fools edition! See, Thoth learned about April Fools from reading Chaucer but enjoys that it's an ongoing thing. Thoth's switched things up. Initial messages (aka top levels)—all set April 1st ICly—maaaaay go to the wrong person! So not all hell breaks loose, replies carry forward with whoever you've reached, but you might be texting your innermost intoxicated or sleep deprived secret to someone you don't even know.

If you'd like to opt out of misfires, please include this in your top level (by prompt or overall). Otherwise, enjoy indulging Thoth's amusement and building some new CR.

This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and as spoons for players accepted into the game.

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(exact use is not required, you can modify them for your character, you can use other sources/random text generators/shower thoughts!)

Comments

[ihadstrings]

I feel like Freud would have field day over this "fighting your father" thing you're proposing.

[Ultron was likewise thinking Tony wasn't going to last long no matter which suit he was wearing. Why were these two made of nothing but bad ideas half the time?]

[ironypoisoned]

Freud would come back from the dead and start doing cartwheels if he got to talk to me for over five seconds. "Holy shit I was right!"

[ At least he's pretty self-aware of it at this point... ]

[ihadstrings]

There is not a psychiatrist alive or dead who is prepared to take on the complications of this family tree.

[ironypoisoned]

There was barely a psychiatrist who was willing to just tackle me and my parents, no way they're handling YOU.

[ihadstrings]

It's not like I need any help anyway. I'm perfect.

[ironypoisoned]

Good thing you inherited my ego instead of Bruce's. You'd be insufferable if you hated everyone AND yourself.

[ihadstrings]

[Bold that Tony thought there wasn't also part of Ultron that was full of self-loathing. But he wasn't about to admit that to his father.]

I try to reserve most of my hatred for you instead.

[ironypoisoned]

[ Bold of Tony to state that he isn't also full of self-loathing. ]

Aww, that's so sweet. Is your undying hatred my Father's Day present? You're a bit early.

[ihadstrings]

No, I was thinking of another murder attempt for that occasion.

[Ultron hadn't yet learned death really didn't mean a whole lot in this place.]