april first tfln

[folkie]

1 April Edition TFLN

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme, April Fools edition! See, Thoth learned about April Fools from reading Chaucer but enjoys that it's an ongoing thing. Thoth's switched things up. Initial messages (aka top levels)—all set April 1st ICly—maaaaay go to the wrong person! So not all hell breaks loose, replies carry forward with whoever you've reached, but you might be texting your innermost intoxicated or sleep deprived secret to someone you don't even know.

If you'd like to opt out of misfires, please include this in your top level (by prompt or overall). Otherwise, enjoy indulging Thoth's amusement and building some new CR.

This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and as spoons for players accepted into the game.

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(exact use is not required, you can modify them for your character, you can use other sources/random text generators/shower thoughts!)

Comments

[licensetocrane]

organise special blanket fort holidays
every saturday is blanket fort saturday now i dont make the rules

[spktr]

I like the way you think
maybe you SHOULD make the rules

[licensetocrane]

i like the way YOU think
unfortunately i like breaking rules too much!! making them would take all the fun out of it :(

[spktr]

I see I see
so it's more fun to break someone else's rules rather than your own?

[licensetocrane]

well yeah
breakin my own rules just means im like a politician or something
cant have that
breakin someone else's is (a) fun and (b) makin someone who probably deserves it kinda mad

[spktr]

I can't argue with that!

Besides, no one likes politicians. You're better than that.

[licensetocrane]

i like to think we all are
cant see the fox bringing in any politicians any time soon

[Sorry, Padme. You're different, we love you.]

[spktr]

Oh, god. Let's not tempt her if we can help it - I think she listens to everything we say and do.

[licensetocrane]

yeah i think you might be right

on the bright side tho, imagine anyone in this place actually taking a politician seriously
especially if they tried throwing their weight around

[spktr]

I bet they'd try to ban blanket fort saturdays

[licensetocrane]

or impose a hefty blanket fort tax
cant have fun without paying thru the nose right

[spktr]

I've prepared my whole life in Folkmore for this moment. my Lore hoard will finally come in handy!

[licensetocrane]

high five for us talkative types!!
but honestly i think you should use it to buy a giant playpen full of fake coins we can gently lock the politician in
instead of paying taxes

[spktr]

Oh my days.
I'm picturing Scrooge McDuck swimming through a sea of fake coins.

[licensetocrane]

LMAO
in his defense scrooge has some redeeming qualities!!
in our defense hed love a room like that
though hed probably complain the coins didnt feel right hes canny like that

[spktr]

You're right, comparing him to a modern day politician is an actual insult to his character!!

We'd be better off with Mr. McDuck.