april first tfln

[folkie]

1 April Edition TFLN

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme, April Fools edition! See, Thoth learned about April Fools from reading Chaucer but enjoys that it's an ongoing thing. Thoth's switched things up. Initial messages (aka top levels)—all set April 1st ICly—maaaaay go to the wrong person! So not all hell breaks loose, replies carry forward with whoever you've reached, but you might be texting your innermost intoxicated or sleep deprived secret to someone you don't even know.

If you'd like to opt out of misfires, please include this in your top level (by prompt or overall). Otherwise, enjoy indulging Thoth's amusement and building some new CR.

This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and as spoons for players accepted into the game.

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(exact use is not required, you can modify them for your character, you can use other sources/random text generators/shower thoughts!)

Comments

[pursuitofcappiness]

How come he's not anymore?

[i_am_emmet]

Revived him.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Oh, wow. Didn't know you could fix a fossil like that.

[i_am_emmet]

>font face="Courier">I am starting to think this is something exclusive to my world.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Maybe. That's an interesting ability.

[i_am_emmet]

It is very cool. It was like, 'Hello Archen, you were just a fossil a few hours ago.'

[pursuitofcappiness]

That does sound cool.

[i_am_emmet]

Yup. Ancient Pokemon are very cool over all. The Archen line were the first bird Pokémon.

[pursuitofcappiness]

So wait, what makes bird pokemon different from birds?

[i_am_emmet]

Well, general birds with no abilities seem to be normal here.

[pursuitofcappiness]

But how can you tell that they're not bird pokemon?

[i_am_emmet]

Like tells and stuff? Well, most Pokémon can say their species. Like when I saw a dog here, I thought it was a Dog-Pokemon called 'Arf' but then one that obviously wasn't the same thing also said it.

Also animals here seem like their heads are a little empty.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Oh. I guess most birds here just say chirp.

[i_am_emmet]

Here! I'll show you.

[Attached is a video that Emmet did just now, there is Archeops holding a blanket by a dryer. Emmet is telling him to say Hi to the camera before he puts the blanket in the dryer. (Spoiled creature!)]

[Archeops then says 'Archeeeeeops' before holding the blanket out to Emmet.]

[pursuitofcappiness]

Oh, nice. Does he have a name?

[i_am_emmet]

Crackers!

[pursuitofcappiness]

Crackers. Does he eat them?

[i_am_emmet]

He eats anything, he is pretty fat.

[Crackers would argue, if he were able to, that being a few pounds overweight is good in case of times of famine. Emmet would argue back that they can walk to the store and buy 400 chocolate bars if they so desired.]

[pursuitofcappiness]

Oh. Well, you could always keep healthier snacks in the house.

[i_am_emmet]

I have been, but he is good at breaking into cabinets.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Seems like he's smart.

[i_am_emmet]

He is very 'Everything looks like a nail when you only have a hammer.'

[pursuitofcappiness]

Maybe if you act like carrot sticks are a treat.

[i_am_emmet]

I have, but he only seems to want fatty foods. I wonder if it is a carry over from being prehistoric or something.

[pursuitofcappiness]

That might be it. Guess you can always try to exercise with him.