april first tfln

[folkie]

1 April Edition TFLN

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme, April Fools edition! See, Thoth learned about April Fools from reading Chaucer but enjoys that it's an ongoing thing. Thoth's switched things up. Initial messages (aka top levels)—all set April 1st ICly—maaaaay go to the wrong person! So not all hell breaks loose, replies carry forward with whoever you've reached, but you might be texting your innermost intoxicated or sleep deprived secret to someone you don't even know.

If you'd like to opt out of misfires, please include this in your top level (by prompt or overall). Otherwise, enjoy indulging Thoth's amusement and building some new CR.

This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and as spoons for players accepted into the game.

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(exact use is not required, you can modify them for your character, you can use other sources/random text generators/shower thoughts!)

Comments

[mightysmall]

I think three medicines I used to take had cocaine in them.
Or maybe it was opium.

[eggplanting]

damn
are you from like the 1920s or just from a world where cocaine is medicinal

[mightysmall]

From the 1920's.

[eggplanting]

this place must be a hell of a trip
i hope someone found you replacement meds for the cocaine and/or opium? i might be able to help if not

[mightysmall]

There's some adjusting but it's nice.
I don't have to take cocaine or opium.

[eggplanting]

its always a good day when you dont have to take hard drugs
do they even have coke here?
i haven't given much thought to the illicit substances that might or might not exist

[mightysmall]

It's always a good day when you wake up.
No, but one guy is growing reefer.

[eggplanting]

was that meant to come across as super positive or super depressing because it could go either way
of course there's someone growing weed, good for him

[mightysmall]

Positive. It's a positive thing.
He's a nice guy.
He makes a pain killer salve from it.

[eggplanting]

phewf, okay! at first i read it as like 'i could die in my sleep at any second' which was kind of a bummer. the positive take is a better take
oh that's cool! it seems like a lot if people here rely on magic but its good to have practical solutions, too

[mightysmall]

I mean, yeah, that could've happened a few times for me growing up.
He's a mage so he does magic too.

[eggplanting]

dude! 🤣 this is a no bummers zone!

[She's being ridiculous.]

is the weed magical too???

[mightysmall]

It's not a bummer. I survived.

You'd have to ask him.

[eggplanting]

[Please hold, she has to sit with that for a second.]

i wanna get that as a tattoo. that's so good

whats his name? the salve honestly sounds like a good idea anyway, i havent found any tiger balm here yet and im getting desperate

[mightysmall]

I don't know if anyone does tattoos around here.

Garrett. He's really easy to find.
He's bigger than the other me and he has fire wings.
You can't miss him.

[eggplanting]

if only i knew how to use a tattoo gun. i could open up the only tattoo shop and start raking in lore

[Steph is now fully convinced that there are two separate men, one named Garrett and one named Hawke and she's going to be so embarrassed if she ever realizes her mistake.]

fire wings sound really inconvenient
cool as hell, but inconvenient

[mightysmall]

Well, you've got some time to learn while you're here. If you're here long enough.

He doesn't seem to set anything on fire so I don't think they're real fire.