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april first tfln
1 April Edition TFLN

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme, April Fools edition! See, Thoth learned about April Fools from reading Chaucer but enjoys that it's an ongoing thing. Thoth's switched things up. Initial messages (aka top levels)—all set April 1st ICly—maaaaay go to the wrong person! So not all hell breaks loose, replies carry forward with whoever you've reached, but you might be texting your innermost intoxicated or sleep deprived secret to someone you don't even know.
If you'd like to opt out of misfires, please include this in your top level (by prompt or overall). Otherwise, enjoy indulging Thoth's amusement and building some new CR.
This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.
This can be used for samples on our applications and as spoons for players accepted into the game.
(exact use is not required, you can modify them for your character, you can use other sources/random text generators/shower thoughts!)
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maybe we can get some disguise brooches
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or maybe ill still get to keep my mad honey badger skills when i go home
they wouldn't throw out a cute honey badger
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it'd be nice to keep this when we go back tho.
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though knowing my luck someone would report me and id end up at the local zoo
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sounds like a good reason to become the most annoying exhibit ever
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torn between being the most troublesome honey badger exhibit ever
or just confusing zookeepers who turn up the next morning to a locked up teenager threatening to sue
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that's a tough choice
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be troublesome and badgery for a few days and THEN go the teenage route
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just dont get captured by some secret government agency
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odds are high lbr
specially with all the mutants everywhere now
[And, y'know, the alien invasion, but who is she to ruin the conversation by bringing that up.]
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well if you get captured and stuck in a zoo i promise to visit you and bring you uh
insert appealing-zoo-food here
and have a signal to call for a rescue so we can break you out, maybe we'll all end up in jail together
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ill take bein grounded in a zoo over demon armor
at least the zoo will give me enrichment!!
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or close to the end anyway
[He can think of one worse. Just one.]
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though i kinda meant being grounded over FIGHTING the demon armor my bad
(they both suck but one is worse than the other for sure)
[Step away from the flashbacks, Casey!]
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oh
i've never been grounded before i dont know how it works :P
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rude
ill ground you here and now if you make faces at me
[Clearly I have the power to do that.]
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that is kind of a weird insult, actually. I've always wondered about that
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[Though you can insert a minor existential crisis of 'man was future me motherly' right here that she shoves down because this is a LIGHT CONVERSATION]
dumb ways to hurt adoptive parents and pretend you dont have to do what they say
the war cry of adopted teenagers bein little shits everywhere
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oh yikes. the privilege of having fewer problems in life I guess. wonder how much of a bratty teenager I'd have been if I grew up in the past
[Cassandra's kid? Probably max brat. Aren't they all lucky.]
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lil violent maybe
cant have everything
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I guess technically so did she
[Like alien faces.]