april first tfln

[folkie]

1 April Edition TFLN

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme, April Fools edition! See, Thoth learned about April Fools from reading Chaucer but enjoys that it's an ongoing thing. Thoth's switched things up. Initial messages (aka top levels)—all set April 1st ICly—maaaaay go to the wrong person! So not all hell breaks loose, replies carry forward with whoever you've reached, but you might be texting your innermost intoxicated or sleep deprived secret to someone you don't even know.

If you'd like to opt out of misfires, please include this in your top level (by prompt or overall). Otherwise, enjoy indulging Thoth's amusement and building some new CR.

This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and as spoons for players accepted into the game.

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(exact use is not required, you can modify them for your character, you can use other sources/random text generators/shower thoughts!)

Comments

Crowley | Good Omens | Myth | ota/misfires/etc

[goodtobebad]

1. I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in six thousand years. And then I offered everyone calamari.

2. Trust no bitch in paintball. Not a single one.

3. I'm a terrible drunk. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in 30 seconds.

4. I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.

5. Humans have nothing on me. Six months of self-pity? Try 80 years.

6. [Text him!]

4.

[revocations]

It is.

[goodtobebad]

Yeah, see! This one gets it!

Sometimes, you just need to drink yourself into a stupor.

[revocations]

How often is sometimes?

[goodtobebad]

Lately, once or twice a week.

[revocations]

So pretty frequently.

Reason? War, politics, something else like an apocalypse? Or just normal stress reasons?

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[culver]

Was the calamari somehow related to your fun fact...?

[goodtobebad]

No, I think I was just craving it. A totally unrelated food craving.

[culver]

Weird, but okay.
Six thousand years is a long time. Nothing wrong with that, though.

[goodtobebad]

All of human history! Much longer if you count the time before Time, but you can't actually count that because Time didn't exist yet.

[culver]

Yeah, of course not. That wouldn't make sense.

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[pursuitofcappiness]

So, since the beginning?

Sorry to hear that.

[goodtobebad]

[ Don't mind him, he's just sputtering a bit with embarrassment. ]

Who says I was telling the truth?!

[pursuitofcappiness]

Oh, I mean, it's all right. I'm not going to judge you. Took me long enough. Just - if you wanted to, that's a shame. That's all.

[goodtobebad]

I am an immortal supernatural being and representative of pure evil, what would I ever want with sex?

[pursuitofcappiness]

Thought you guys were into temptation. Plus, there's that whole thing Milton was writing about with celestial beings having sex. Or was that all fiction? Thought it would be a weird thing to dictate to his daughter if it wasn't something he thought was true.

5.

[whowillmourn]

It is easy to be drawn into decades of self-pity, but in the end you harm only yourself.

[ The six thousand+ year old vampire knows a thing or two about self-pity. ]

[goodtobebad]

Nah, I'm actually fine. No harm here.

[whowillmourn]

If true, that is a remarkable miracle.

[goodtobebad]

A demonic one, maybe.

What can I say, I'm on holiday, and if I want to spend my holiday moping, that's my business.

[whowillmourn]

You may be spending it moping, but you aren't content merely to mope alone if you are reaching out to other people.

3.

[licensetocrane]

in your defense you had some amazing opinions on limburger

[goodtobebad]

I maintain that it is objectively the worst type of cheese and I have tasted most of them over the centuries.

Including the first ones, those were pretty disgusting. Took you a while to figure it out.

[licensetocrane]

well we all gotta start somewhere
do you have like a favourite cheese or is it all disgusting

[goodtobebad]

Most of it's fine. Cheddar, parmesan, brie, though I don't care that much about it unless it's paired with a good wine. Now there's the pinnacle of human ingenuity.