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Texts From Folknight

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme!

Because it's still April and Thoth is still amused, consider this round two of the Initial Misfire Edition. Initial messages maaaaay go to the wrong person! So not all hell breaks loose, replies carry forward with whoever you've reached, but you might be texting your innermost intoxicated or sleep deprived secret to someone you don't even know.

If you'd like to opt out of misfires, please include this in your top level (by prompt or overall). Otherwise, enjoy indulging Thoth's amusement and building some new CR.

This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and as spoons for players accepted into the game.

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(exact use is not required, you can modify them for your character, you can use other sources/random text generators/shower thoughts!)

Comments

Trevor Belmont | Netflix's Castlevania

[cryptcrusader]

1. Drunk and had dance off with eight-year-old. Lost. Still drinking.
2. I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
3. I'm not completely sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
4. No, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
5. Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my trousers off?
6.( text him! misfires welcome. )

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[pursuitofcappiness]

I thought you healed fast.

[cryptcrusader]

Only from temporary insanity brought about by shit ale and worse company.

And not fast enough to avoid getting stabbed, I suppose.

[pursuitofcappiness]

No. Do you need stitches? I've got a steady hand.

[cryptcrusader]

Do you also have decent ale? Or something stronger?

[pursuitofcappiness]

Yeah, there's gotta be whiskey around here somewhere.

3.

[succinainteasy]

Are you complaining? You weren’t last night.

[cryptcrusader]

[ DEMON. Fuck his life. ]

You cast some kind of spell, must have. Keep your succubus horrors away from me or I swear

what the hell is this scent? I smell like a woman.

[succinainteasy]

[ That could be arranged. ]

Don't flatter yourself big guy, you couldn’t afford me, and I’m not into guys who can’t outdrink me.

It’s called cleanliness, you caveman, you smelled like shit before. You’re welcome, by the way.

[cryptcrusader]

I smelled FINE before.

[ No. No he didn't. ]

Where are my clothes? My actual clothes, not

whatever these are.

[ If he's not wearing the Belmont crest then he's just some nobody. ]