happy hump day tfln

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Texts From Folknight

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme!

Because it's still April and Thoth is still amused, consider this round two of the Initial Misfire Edition. Initial messages maaaaay go to the wrong person! So not all hell breaks loose, replies carry forward with whoever you've reached, but you might be texting your innermost intoxicated or sleep deprived secret to someone you don't even know.

If you'd like to opt out of misfires, please include this in your top level (by prompt or overall). Otherwise, enjoy indulging Thoth's amusement and building some new CR.

This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and as spoons for players accepted into the game.

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(exact use is not required, you can modify them for your character, you can use other sources/random text generators/shower thoughts!)

Comments

[eggplanting]

my ex used to brew his coffee with monster energy drink and then add a couple of those 5 hour energy shots after only eating like a single cold tortilla in a 12 hour period

and then he'd wonder why he could taste colors

[getscooperation]

[ …wow. ]

That puts my attempted abomination in perspective.

And in case no one’s told you, you can do better. For the record.

[eggplanting]

you know what they say! there's always worse abominations

[No one says that, Stephanie.]

oh he was a good guy, just had a lot on his plate and was usually running on 5 minutes of sleep. the coffee was a necessary evil for him

but never fear, the guy im dating now drinks a normal amount of coffee

[getscooperation]

What's a normal amount of coffee?

[eggplanting]

anything more than 500mg of caffeine is too much

[Nevermind that's already more than the recommended daily amount]

[getscooperation]

Very generous of you.

[eggplanting]

i try not to throw stones in glass houses

ive been known to go through three pots of coffee after a late night

[getscooperation]

[ Heh. ]

A late night or an early morning? Ouch.

[ Please do not talk to Natasha about sleep habits. It's normally quite regulated, until something hits the fan. ]

[eggplanting]

two things can be true

sometimes you forgot about an assignment, pull an all nighter, then realize the next morning that you also forgot you have an exam that day

[getscooperation]

Time management issues?

[eggplanting]

thats one way to put it. there just arent enough hours in the day to do everything i gotta do

[getscooperation]

So you take to the night

[eggplanting]

exactly!

[That's funnier than Natasha realizes.]

but now i've run out of night, too, so the only reasonable next step is to become a supervillain and invent a time freezing machine

[This is not the next logical step, actually.]

[getscooperation]

Do you have to become a supervillain to invent a time freezing machine?

[eggplanting]

obviously. time freezing falls under mad science

ergo anyone who invents a time freezing machine is a supervillain

a superhero would invent like, an orphan hugging machine instead

[getscooperation]

[ No one tell her the type of mad science her science bros get up to, then. ]

...why isn't the superhero hugging orphans themselves? That seems deeply performative.

[eggplanting]

they're busy fighting crime and those orphans can't hug themselves :(

[getscooperation]

I'm sure they'll find the robot arms very comforting

[eggplanting]

hey now robots can be huggable, i know huggable robots

it's not a cloth mother/wire mother 'cause THAT would be back to supervillain shit

[getscooperation]

So machines that hug orphans are fine, but machines that pretend to be mothers to hug orphans are supervillain shit?

[eggplanting]

doing fucked up experiments on babies is supervillain shit

[getscooperation]

Yes.