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Texts From Folknight

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme!

Because it's still April and Thoth is still amused, consider this round two of the Initial Misfire Edition. Initial messages maaaaay go to the wrong person! So not all hell breaks loose, replies carry forward with whoever you've reached, but you might be texting your innermost intoxicated or sleep deprived secret to someone you don't even know.

If you'd like to opt out of misfires, please include this in your top level (by prompt or overall). Otherwise, enjoy indulging Thoth's amusement and building some new CR.

This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and as spoons for players accepted into the game.

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(exact use is not required, you can modify them for your character, you can use other sources/random text generators/shower thoughts!)

Comments

[fogsong]

And that's why I'd wear a mask.

[pursuitofcappiness]

It's not pleasant, even with a mask.

[fogsong]

It's just a rotting body, Steve. If a girl is considering getting into the archeology/grave digging business, she's not too worried about gross shit. Gimme those gold teeth, Mister Dead Man.

[pursuitofcappiness]

All this stuff in graves and you wanna poke your hand into someone's mouth?

You definitely wanna wait for those ones to be done decomposing.

[fogsong]

Doesn't that take a while? Why not just hit them right after they're buried? Keep eyes on the cemetery and hit it after a new body is interred.

[pursuitofcappiness]

You wanna reach into a wet just-dead mouth?

[fogsong]

With gloves!

[pursuitofcappiness]

Then you've gotta wash it...

[fogsong]

Well, yeah...

You got a weak stomach, Steve?

[pursuitofcappiness]

For graverobbing, apparently.

[fogsong]

That's okay, Steve, I still think you're cool even if I can't drag you graverobbing with me. Hypothetically, of course.

[pursuitofcappiness]

This is starting to sound less and less hypothetical.

[fogsong]

It's totally hypothetical but who among us knows what the future will bring?

[pursuitofcappiness]

You're thinking a lot about this exercise. I don't even think anyone permanently dies here.

[fogsong]

You never know what can happen here, Steve.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Well, you're not wrong, but I don't even know where we'd bury someone.

[fogsong]

I vote Willow. Willow feels like the best area to have a graveyard.

[pursuitofcappiness]

I vote not, since I live there.

[fogsong]

...Exile then? But then it'd always move around. Hard to graverob/bury people when you can't find the hole you dug.

[pursuitofcappiness]

I think Exile's the perfect place!

[fogsong]

Of course you do! But I guess it does fit the vibe.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Spooky? Haunted?

[fogsong]

Kinda? Yeah.

I like it.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Well, we don't have to agree on everything.

[fogsong]

Be older, Steve.