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Texts From Folknight

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme!

Because it's still April and Thoth is still amused, consider this round two of the Initial Misfire Edition. Initial messages maaaaay go to the wrong person! So not all hell breaks loose, replies carry forward with whoever you've reached, but you might be texting your innermost intoxicated or sleep deprived secret to someone you don't even know.

If you'd like to opt out of misfires, please include this in your top level (by prompt or overall). Otherwise, enjoy indulging Thoth's amusement and building some new CR.

This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and as spoons for players accepted into the game.

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Comments

[backwaterbelle]

In my universe, we were on an Avengers team together.
Well my Deadpool and I.

Just stabbed? He must have been in a good mood.
Honestly pantless parties where someone can drop molten cheese on bare skin sounds like high risk behavior for most folks.

[fourthwalled]

Maybe by Phase 10, they'll let me be one. It's a multi-step plan. First I arrive in the universe, then some cameos, then my next film, maybe a team up or two, Secret Wars, and then by the time Ryan Reynolds is about 60 I'll get in there and the stunt double will be working OVERTIME.

I'll say! Considering where he stabbed me...
At least it's not fondue, which was my original idea.

[backwaterbelle]

You lost me on that Wade. Except for that Ryan Reynolds part. It's funny you kind of looked like him when I pulled your mutation.

As far as I'm aware, Cable doesn't nether region stab without cause. What else happened at the party beyond a lack of drawers?

[fourthwalled]

I'll bet the resemblance was uncanny!

Oh, who can even remember?
I definitely didn't try to pants him so that he was following the dress code...

[backwaterbelle]

It was weird, actually. I'm used to seeing you without hair.

Which means you did exactly that. Well you know better than most that actions have consequences.

[fourthwalled]

Not sure why removing my powers would suddenly give me hair, but why let logic get in the way of making me look hot!

Yeah.
Worth it though.
He kept the pants off after all.

[backwaterbelle]

Oh it's because I absorbed your life force, and the scars came with it.

I guess that's your math to run.

[fourthwalled]

Why would you want to do a thing like that...?

[backwaterbelle]

I wanted to kiss you and that's part of the deal.

[fourthwalled]

Wow. Okay.
And here I am pretty sure the Rogue from my reality doesn't even know my name...

[backwaterbelle]

[You're welcome for that mental image.

Oh yeah? Is she with Remy in yours? Goes by Gambit.]

[fourthwalled]

I don't think so?
But the timelines are all fucked at this point, so I really don't know.

You saying you're with him in yours?
AND you kissed me????
SCANDALOUS!

[backwaterbelle]

How are they messed up?

Remy and I? No, we're currently just friends.
We just got a history is all.

[fourthwalled]

Too many reboots.
At least they gave me my mouth back.

Mmm... sure.
'History.'
Right.
But you had to ask about him in my universe.
Interesting. Very interesting...

[backwaterbelle]

Hold on. Give me a moment. I'm imagining the silence that would provide.

Yes history.
There are lots of folks here that I know in my universe, but their universes don't have mutants.
He's my best friend and I miss him. I also been missing you. Or rather, the Wade from my universe.

[fourthwalled]

How. Dare. You.
It was a travesty!

You do?
That's surprising.
Most people don't miss me... they are usually pining for me to leave.

[Except maybe for Vanessa. But, well.]

[backwaterbelle]

Why didn't you just cut your mouth open? You've done worse to yourself.

You're right. And I used to feel that way too.
Then I got to know you.

[fourthwalled]

Now you're bringing logic into it? HA!
Maybe you should have written the script.
Probably would have been ten millions times better.

But I'm a good now. All parts accounted for and all orifices working as intended!

Hm. And what do you think of this version of me?
Where am I on the sliding scale of annoying/likeable?

[backwaterbelle]

Folks wouldn't buy the happy endings I'd want to write for us mutants.
And it would be insulting to the memories of those we've lost.

That's an overshare Wade. Also, you're not allowed to use my bathroom for number 2.

You're sliding.
Y'all are a lot alike. So far I don't want to yeet you into the sun.

[fourthwalled]

Or you know, instead of honoring their memory, we could just steal Cable's time watch and stop them from dying?
I like that plan better.

[Which may or may not be a plan that he's brewing.]

But I can for number 1? [Score!]

So far...?
Well, there's always room for improvement.

[backwaterbelle]

It's not as easy as it sounds, and I'm speaking from experience with playing with 'fixing' timelines.
Who'd you lose?

[In other words, who specifically does he want to bring back?]

Seat goes up when you do and back down when you're done.

You're a better person than you think you are sugar.