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[folkie]

Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR
use not required, other sources are ok too

Comments

Luke Skywalker | Star Wars | Legend

[faithfulson]

1.) It is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body.

2.) This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?

3.) Seriously Relic, stop auto correcting all my fucks to ducks. You're making all my strongly worded texts look harmless and adorable.

4.) You texted me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congratulations, you made toast.

5.) Text him!

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[survivalthroughhate]

But you ARE adorable. Harmless, though, never. I've taught you better than that by now.

[faithfulson]

The way you say adorable makes it sound like a bad thing, you know.

[survivalthroughhate]

I'm just being honest. If I said you came off as some ferocious, intimidating person you'd know I was lying.

[faithfulson]

Hey, I can be intimidating!

[survivalthroughhate]

Right. Uh-huh. Sure.

[faithfulson]

I can be! There are stormtroopers that have seen me and run away.

[survivalthroughhate]

Stormtroopers also run away from Ewoks. That's not a hard bar to clear.

[faithfulson]

To be fair, Ewoks are vicious. You know they tried to cook Han, Chewie, and me when we first encountered them?

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[survivingsister]

I require knowing why you don't know where you are.

[faithfulson]

Don't worry, no booze was involved. I'm just... very, very lost.

[survivingsister]

And you haven't been struck in your head?

[faithfulson]

Ha. Not this time.

[survivingsister]

Not this time.

Do you not have people who will look for you?

[faithfulson]

Generally speaking, Maul usually can find me when this happens.

[survivingsister]

I could likely locate you through magick.

[faithfulson]

That would help.

1

[notkeepingscore]

Add some cheese or butter or something first

[faithfulson]

Not this time. If it's not death by carbs, then it isn't worth trying.

[notkeepingscore]

Jam then , Jam is ALL carbs

[faithfulson]

Oh, good point. I don't have any though.

[notkeepingscore]

My friend

My pal

You have the ability to just literally magic up anything your heart desires every moment of every day you have your spoon JUST MAKE SOME

[faithfulson]

.............

Oh.

Right.

[notkeepingscore]

Oh right he says

Did you just FORGET because it's the most amazing thing EVER

[faithfulson]

I've only been here a couple months! There was nothing like this in Trench; you had to go and buy food like normal.