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Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR
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[silent_butdeadly]

The secret is to talk to it gently so it doesn't deflate while cooling down. You know, telling it how it's such a pretty loaf and how you can't wait to taste it. And that if it stays all pretty and good for you, you'll have it for breakfast every morning?

[backwaterbelle]

[She shouldn't be laughing, but she is and in a good way. No laughing at the bread itself here.]

So you're telling me you don't want me to shove the whole loaf in my mouth the moment it's cool enough to touch? I'm pretty impatient to taste such a pretty loaf.

[silent_butdeadly]

[Making her laugh had been the whole point of his text, so, mission accomplished?]

I mean, not unless you want to choke on it? All that bread in your throat is bound to make it hard to swallow.

[backwaterbelle]

[How is this hilarious and also somehow hot?]

Somedays, I absolutely do want to choke on some hot bread. And harder to swallow means easier to taste, but it does make a big mess.

[silent_butdeadly]

[Because only they can make this bread conversation not about bread at all. Bucky is never going to look at bread the same way now.]

Big messes can always be cleaned. Nothing like licking away all that spilled cream to get the loaf to rise again, right?

i'm dying

[backwaterbelle]

[She hopes he knows she's ugly laughing about this whole thing.]

Are you sure cream pairs well with savory bread? Or have we moved on to sweet treats and doughier delights?

Tehehehe

[silent_butdeadly]

[Good, because he feels both ridiculous and amused by this.]

Well, I was under the impression that we were talking about sweet bread from the beginning? Seems like a better choice to choke on in the morning?

[backwaterbelle]

Today, I started with savory. Tends to be longer, requiring more skill to keep from choking. Sweet's sticky and often thicker, which makes more of a mess. Both are delicious.