texts from folkmore; tffm

[folkie]

Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR
use not required, other sources are ok too

Comments

3.

[a_normal_man]

I don't know how it's possible, but it's true.

And microwaves at work are even slower than microwaves at home.

[backwaterbelle]

A watched pot and all that. Or someone in the universe is being cruel to the ants in the ant farm.

[a_normal_man]

True cruelty is when Steve from Sports decides to microwave fish in the break room.

[backwaterbelle]

Steve from Sports committed a cardinal sin.

[a_normal_man]

But God forbid you point it out. He just laughs and tells you "don't worry about it, Intern," which he calls you because he never bothered to learn your name.

...Hypothetically, I mean. In this hypothetical scenario.

[backwaterbelle]

Facts are facts. Offices shouldn't smell like sour... Fish.

Sounds like you're too nice to tell Steve how you really feel.

[a_normal_man]

Yeah, I've been told that's one of my weaknesses. Midwestern Nice is ingrained deep.

[backwaterbelle]

There's nice and then there's allowing criminal behavior.

Have you met a Southern 'Nice' yet? Not that I'm anything near Bless Your Heart levels of passive aggressive, but it's definitely a thing.

[a_normal_man]

I'm from smack-dab in the middle of the US. We get it all passing through, so I've seen the Bless Your Heart folks a few times.