texts from "last night" or whenever

[folkie]

Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. (You also don't have to use TFLN itself as a source for your messages, or you can modify them for your character.) This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR
use not required, other sources are ok too

Comments

Wanda Maximoff | MCU (post-WandaVision with a sprinkle of DS2) | OTA (Role Unknown)

[everythingundercontrol]

I. Every good night starts with white castle burgers and adult slushies in the parking lot.

II. I'm lying here in the living room drinking a warm Coke, eating a melting ice cream sandwich, feeling like I need to apologize to everyone I know.

III. I have vodka and fifty pizza rolls. It's been a long day.

IV. You were going to get take-out and came back missing a tooth.

V. Today's forecast: Sunny with a chance of shit show.

V.

[complicity]

Isn't that every day?

[everythingundercontrol]

Almost. Sometimes there are thunderstorms or it's just cloudy. Always a chance of a shit show.

[complicity]

Yes but the level of shitshow does tend to vary, at least.

[everythingundercontrol]

Sad that it never feels that way. At least not without a little outside help.

[complicity]

You live long enough, you get used to it.

III

[ihadstrings]

Sounds like it's going to be a long night too.

[everythingundercontrol]

And what would you know of long nights of suffering?

[ihadstrings]

Since coming here? More than I'd care to admit.

[everythingundercontrol]

I find that very hard to believe.

V

[bossyboiler]

So a normal day in Folkmore? Got it.

[everythingundercontrol]

You're not entirely selling the idea of wanting to remain here.

[bossyboiler]

I know it's quite a shock to people who aren't experienced in multiverse hijinx and pocket dimensions.

[ Oh, Kate. ]

This place isn't that bad compared to say, oh I don't know, Hell.

[everythingundercontrol]

I might have an idea or two of multiverses and dimensions. Have you frequented Hell often?

III

[velocityraptor]

Pizza rolls? Enlighten me!

[everythingundercontrol]

Are you familiar with egg rolls? It's much the same except smaller and with pizza toppings inside. They're not exactly gourmet. More of a comfort.

[velocityraptor]

I've seen them on the menu, but I've never ordered them.

Sounds like pretty good junk food, in small quantities.

[everythingundercontrol]

Most junk food is in small quantities. Though it can be very hard not to eat too much ice cream.

II !!! hi!

[getscooperation]

You could try putting the ice cream sandwich in the Coke. Ice cream floats are delicious.

[ And it solves two of your problems at once, at least. ]

hello!!

[everythingundercontrol]

I hadn't considered that. The cake part can't be good after that, though.

[getscooperation]

Is it good right now?

IV.

[moseyin]

Yeah it happens [GIRL, TO WHOM??]

[everythingundercontrol]

I should have been expecting this response but I'm still surprised by it.

[moseyin]

What, are you gonna tell me youve never come home bloody from a normal errand??

V

[survivingsister]

Sounds like my normal work day, honestly. Sunny is actually an improvement.