texts from "last night" or whenever

[folkie]

Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. (You also don't have to use TFLN itself as a source for your messages, or you can modify them for your character.) This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR
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Comments

Darth Maul | Star Wars | Familiar

[survivalthroughhate]

1. I would but that would mean having to put on pants and leave the house.

2. Yes, five minutes after I met him, he tossed a cultist in a fire and kneecapped another one with a shotgun while I stabbed a third with my saberstaff. Is it any surprise I ended up marrying him?

3. If you're looking for your clothes, I'm not sorry to say Titus Andronicus ate them. You can thank us both later.

4. Regale me with your thoughts on the band Metallica...

5. They duct taped my Relic to my hand with my Sister's username as the first thing on it. I should be ok tonight.

6. Text him!

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[velocityraptor]

That's always a pain when you don't feel like it. Just remember, one leg at a time.

[survivalthroughhate]

Or I could just go naked. That's always an option too.

[velocityraptor]

You could, I've been told there's no rules or laws against it here.

[survivalthroughhate]

Clothing is such a terrible pain to deal with sometimes. Granted, after my sanity was restored, I wandered around for about a month without any whatsoever.

[Which might have been hilarious under different circumstances, but given that Maul was murdering people left and right in an insane quest for revenge, only added to the terror of his rampage.]

[velocityraptor]

I get you, the only thing that really fits me properly is my hero uniform. Everything else I just rip holes into.

[survivalthroughhate]

Oh? Can’t you have custom clothes fitted for your unique situation.

[velocityraptor]

I can't really imagine anyone specializing in something like that, but I don't know. I don't really go shopping. My handler takes care of that.

[survivalthroughhate]

There are many such people who specialize in such clothing in my own galaxy. But there many more body types than simply humanoid can be found.

[velocityraptor]

Guess that makes sense. There are some non-humanoid people like me in the world, heteromorphs, but I'm not too sure how much people get into accommodating their differences.

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[cursedpromises]

... they're that American band right? I think my teacher has some of their t-shirts, he likes loud old music sometimes

[survivalthroughhate]

OLD MUSIC?!?!?! How DARE you call them OLD MUSIC!!!!!

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[faceblocks]

id marry him too after that
a+++
fuck those fuckers and fuck em up besides

[survivalthroughhate]

It was the best decision of my life. And we have killed many, caused chaos, and made carnage ensue in the years since.

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[fogsong]

That's one hell of a way to meet your husband but it's so, so you. Also, come on, him burning a cultist is almost enough to make my heart flutter.

[survivalthroughhate]

I wouldn't have had it any other way. After we met, we talked and I flirted with him for a bit. The best kind of....what do they call it? Meet cute? He was such a dramatic killer I was smitten right from the very start.

[fogsong]

[ There was something wild about seeing Maul use the phrase meet cute. ] Romance comes in all forms and violence can be really hot.

Mayerling had to rescue me last year. I got caught off-guard fighting the fae. He was a sight to see. I might've swooned if I weren't so full of arrows then.

[survivalthroughhate]

Such a meeting is never forgotten. Yours sounds amazing as well. For our first date, we went to go fight monsters in the forest nearby the town. We loved it.

But what is this about you full of arrows??

[fogsong]

Not just a perfect first meeting, but a perfect date. It's really no wonder you two got hitched.

Oh, it wasn't a big deal, I just got cocky when the fae attacked us last year. They had some kind of paralytic on their weapons, I didn't realize it until I couldn't move. Luckily, I'd formed a Familiar pact with Mayerling and when I reached out for him, he came.

[survivalthroughhate]

As much as I despised the Pthumerians, on one point I will be grateful. We never would have gotten around to it ourselves unless they hadn’t messed a bit with our minds. It was rather like getting married while drunk, waking up sober, and deciding to stay married afterwards.

He is a good man. Very wise and emotionally stable. You two will do well together. Now I must figure out what to get you as a wedding gift!

[fogsong]

They were a large part of how Mayerling and I got together, too. I'd been avoiding him. I'd tortured him in the Otherworld. He pulled out his rib for me, gave it like a trophy like I'd won.

He is a good man. Too good for me, sometimes. But he makes me feel grounded, like my anger can't just pull me away. As for a wedding gift, I'd just be happy to have you there when it happens.

[survivalthroughhate]

You see? Sometimes romance just needs to be encouraged a little bit to make it completely bloom.

I have people like that too. Not Reaper, he encourages my anger rather than control it, but other friends here have done that for me.

And I am STILL getting you a wedding gift, even if it is only a sketch of the two of you.

[fogsong]

I don't know if I need anyone to encourage my anger—it's got a life of its own sometimes. Mayerling feels like... balance, I guess.

You know I'd cherish that the most of anything.

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[survivingsister]

Technically you don't have to put on pants.

[survivalthroughhate]

Yes but being naked tends to draw attention even if there's nothing of consequence to see.