texts from "last night" or whenever

[folkie]

Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. (You also don't have to use TFLN itself as a source for your messages, or you can modify them for your character.) This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR
use not required, other sources are ok too

Comments

Ultron | MCU | Myth

[ihadstrings]

1. If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone.

2. At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Never Fade.

3. Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a techno club while a mouse spirit yells random hipster words through a megaphone.

4. Is cereal technically a soup?

5. Don't put glowsticks in the bath. They explode. Actually. Do it. It's beautiful.

6. Text him!

4

[bossyboiler]

I've never thought it before. Wait. Is this going to turn into another 'is a hot dog a sandwich' debate?

[ihadstrings]

Well? Don't leave me in suspense. IS a hot dog a sandwich??

[bossyboiler]

Technically speaking, I suppose that it is. It's a piece of meat between two pieces of bread.

[ihadstrings]

That makes a weird amount of sense. I guess if a hot dog is a sandwich then cereal can be a soup.

[bossyboiler]

Glad those two debates are settled then.

[ihadstrings]

There's plenty more where those came from. Here's another one for you. Is miso soup a tea?

[bossyboiler]

No, it's not. It's a soup or broth depending on what you put into it.

5

[velocityraptor]

Wait, they explode? Why?

[ihadstrings]

The chemical reactions in them speed up. Get it hot enough and BOOM!

[velocityraptor]

You know I never considered that was possible.

[ihadstrings]

DO IT! It. Is. AWESOME!

[velocityraptor]

It would be a fun experiment probably, if it was someone else's tub.

[ihadstrings]

Time to find someone you really dislike and convince them to let you borrow it.

[velocityraptor]

I wouldn't dare, I just really like how big the tub is here so I can sit in it comfortably.

3

[pianola]

Before I came here, I thought I enjoyed all music.

[ihadstrings]

Same here. I'm starting to revise that opinion.

1; un: rogue

[backwaterbelle]

Throwing you would have put a bigger hole through the wall. :)

[ihadstrings]

.......Point taken.

[backwaterbelle]

Which reminds me. You should help repair that.

[ihadstrings]

Whyyyyy????

[One could practically hear the whine in his voice just from the text alone.]

the way i lost it when i read this tag

[backwaterbelle]

It's a good skill to know. In practice, not just from the internet.

Mission succeeded then!

[ihadstrings]

I don't wanna!

[Ultron was now going to act like the two year old he sometimes was.]

5

[survivingsister]

I need to talk my brother into this. Which color would look best with red do you think?

[ihadstrings]

Ooooo, do green or blue! The cool tones will look awesome with red!