texts from "last night" or whenever

[folkie]

Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. (You also don't have to use TFLN itself as a source for your messages, or you can modify them for your character.) This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR
use not required, other sources are ok too

Comments

[conflictresolution]

Who is meant to be drinking milk beyond infancy?

[velocityraptor]

I don't know, but people do. I'd rather waste my junk food space on coffee so I can keep working.

[conflictresolution]

True workaholics don't require coffee to continue to all hours of the day or night.

[velocityraptor]

I'm working on a lot of different things at the moment, they don't really care if I get my nap in.

[conflictresolution]

And those 'things' are?

[velocityraptor]

Running my agency, doing paperwork. Very boring stuff.

[ Yeah that is definitely not a lie. ]

[conflictresolution]

What does your agency do exactly?

[This doesn't sound like a lot so far... try running a crime empire and a revolution.]

[velocityraptor]

The same as any other pro hero agency, patrol, help people out, take down villains, handle crime, that kind of thing.

[conflictresolution]

Well, such noble work. If you need someone to handle the boring paperwork, that is where I excel.

[velocityraptor]

Yeah, I hate paperwork, but everything needs my signature, in the rules or some such. The Commission would get on my ass if I delegated it.

I have plenty of sidekicks. I'd pawn it off if I could.

[conflictresolution]

You know that signature stamps exist, correct? As long as you are aware and delegate the least important aspects.

Oh do you? I hope you pay them fair wage.

[velocityraptor]

How sneaky. They'd know if I did that.

I do, but I don't know how much off the top of my head. I have an accountant or something that handles that.

[conflictresolution]

Sounds like quite the oversight.

Or something. You seem to keep up well with your people...

[velocityraptor]

I'm the guy zipping around catching the criminals, that's why I hired someone to deal with it for me.

I would do it with the paperwork if I could, but I just know I'll get one of those condescending emails. 'Hawks, you're slacking off on your responsibilities!!'

It would be a pain.

[conflictresolution]

I'll be certain to keep a weathered eye out for you.

Oh dear, your life sounds terribly difficult with multiple competing activities vying for your attention.

[velocityraptor]

Hey I appreciate it, but you'll probably find me best by looking up. I don't walk around that often.

Yeah, all that scary paperwork, right?

[ He has so many jobs he barely sleeps, but that's not all public knowledge. ]

[conflictresolution]

Unless someone takes you from the sky. I've heard such things happen to heroes during their skirmishes at times.

A necessary evil.

[velocityraptor]

Can't say it's never happened. Skirmish, clean windows, one way or another I've done something embarrassing.

Fortunately I'm quick, so I don't get caught out much.

[conflictresolution]

Is that so? You sound like an interesting person to watch in future.

[velocityraptor]

I try to keep embarrassing flying mishaps to a minimum. I probably need more sleep, then I probably wouldn't make any.

[conflictresolution]

Insomnia?

[velocityraptor]

Just too much to do. I guess my handlers figure I'll sleep when I'm dead.

[conflictresolution]

Yes, the eternal sleep is nothing to scoff at regarding how much rest you'll receive.

[velocityraptor]

Someone told me this place is like a vacation. Maybe I'll get a nap in. That would be something.

[conflictresolution]

All places are what you make of them.