texts from "last night" or whenever

[folkie]

Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. (You also don't have to use TFLN itself as a source for your messages, or you can modify them for your character.) This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR
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Comments

[velocityraptor]

That could be, although I've never asked a duck before what they thought about that.

As long as it's breathing, should probably be fine.

[astheravenflies]

Well between you and me ducks aren't that smart. Geese are smarter at least, although a lot meaner.

[velocityraptor]

Both of them look delicious. I don't think I've ever had a goose, but duck I've had.

Not as good as chicken.

[ Sorry Matthew, he's an unapologetic raptor. ]

[astheravenflies]

You know what? I never had Goose either. I know what chicken and duck taste like though.

[ Hey, Matthew is an omnivore. He will even eat roadkill. ]

[velocityraptor]

Yeah, the take out places never do goose for some reason. Who knows why?

But they usually do fried chicken, it's the best.

[astheravenflies]

I think it is either that they don't have much meat to serve or that Goose meat is too expensive. Sticking with chicken is a much cheaper option.

[velocityraptor]

Maybe! Everyone does chicken though. I know some good places at home with chicken hot pot, and chicken liver skewers and things like that.

Maybe not the healthiest things someone could eat, since my handler's always complaining I'm getting caught out with junk food but still! If I have to hear Hawks, why won't you just eat a salad?? again, I'll lose my mind.

[astheravenflies]

If that gets counted as junk food then American fast food would probably be horrifying to the guy.

The livers on the skewers part actually sounds pretty good though?

[velocityraptor]

They're really the best.

Yeah, something about showing kids they can eat their vegetables, but I'm not a fan of vegetables and feeling sick for hours just for a publicity stunt.

[astheravenflies]

Ew. Now that sounds like no fun if vegetables make you sick. That is one of the perks of being an omnivore, I can eat everything pretty much.

My favorite is a week-old corpse though. Just so the meat is a little bit tender without being mushy.

[velocityraptor]

[ He's heard weirder diets than corpses, honestly. ]

It's not that bad, but it's like junk food for me. Too much of it will just give me indigestion. Officially I am an omnivore of course, but honestly I'm a carnivore.