texts from "last night" or whenever

[folkie]

Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. (You also don't have to use TFLN itself as a source for your messages, or you can modify them for your character.) This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR
use not required, other sources are ok too

Comments

[nomansundertaker]

In a fever dream. Not seriously. [ He should not be in charge of an orphanage. ]

[fogsong]

What, don't think you're up to handling a bunch of munchkins plus Vash?

[nomansundertaker]

No, and neither is he.

[fogsong]

I dunno, I think he'd do great with kids.

[nomansundertaker]

Play with, yes. Be responsible for, no. Like a babysitter.

[fogsong]

We're on the same page, Wolfwood.

[nomansundertaker]

I trust this means neither he nor I will ever be given charge of a child for more than a few hours.

[fogsong]

That's not in my control, Wolfwood. I have no children to give you charge of and hopefully will never have any at all.

[nomansundertaker]

Not a kid person? Guess it's good you know before having them. Oh, and practice safe sex, Sharon.

[fogsong]

Safe sex? [ She almost sounds genuinely confused. ] What's that mean? Is that a common phrase in Noman's Land?

[nomansundertaker]

It's called avoiding bad outcomes. Wrap his worm in a worm.

[fogsong]

[ Sharon straight up fucking gags ] Can't lie, I think I just wouldn't fuck if I had to use a worm.

[nomansundertaker]

[ Wolfwood laughs. It never gets old how grossed out people get by all things worm here. ] Would you also not eat, smoke, or get high? You don't survive on Noman's Land being picky.

[fogsong]

Then I would simply perish. [ She isn't completely serious ]

[nomansundertaker]

RIP Sharon da Silva. May you not come back as a worm in your next life.

[fogsong]

Just because I don't want to eat, smoke, or use them as a sperm barrier does not mean I'm not open to being a worm. I'd be a great worm.

[nomansundertaker]

You sure you wouldn't get eaten, smoked, or used as a sperm barrier? You that good a worm?

[fogsong]

I'd be the best worm ever. I'd have, like, a title and shit, and people would come from all over Noman's to try and kill me. Most would die but I'd always let one survive to tell the tale.

[nomansundertaker]

I killed one of those worms, not long before I came to Folkmore.

[fogsong]

Wow, aren't you a badass? It was probably the me of your universe. RIP me.

[nomansundertaker]

Eat me and pay the price, Sharon.

[ It was Zazie's fault, both for him being eaten and him killing the worm. Their part in ingratiating him with the others. Sad the worm had to die, but not that sad. ]

May you have better luck in your next universe.

[fogsong]

Damn, I need to be reborn in another universe that lets me be giant and eat people.

[nomansundertaker]

I don't know what universe that would be. I haven't heard of one, but it has to exist.

[fogsong]

And I'm certain I'll find it. I deserve that much, you know? Good luck, other Sharon, and godspeed.

[nomansundertaker]

You sure do deserve to eat your heart out. Is it edible? It is now.

Just stay away from other me, other Sharon.