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Texts From Last Night

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

[ihadstrings]

I mean there's a floating island in the sky that somehow hasn't crashed into the rest of the continent, so I'd say the laws of gravity went bye bye some time ago around here.

[decohere]

yeah, we could do without another sokovia incident.

[ihadstrings]

Is that what they ended up calling it?

[decohere]

incident is an overly simplified way of saying an entire country was destroyed.

led to the passing of the sokovia accords, though. international legislation policing the activities of enhanced individuals.

[ihadstrings]

Eh. You gotta break a few eggs to make an omelette now and again.

Of course their priorities would be as idiotic as signing a piece of paper instead of focusing on the actual REAL threats out there. Humanity truly never changes.

[decohere]

struggling to identify what the omelette is in this metaphor.

exactly. the real threat: capitalism.

[ihadstrings]

Saving humanity from themselves, obviously.

Hmmm, maybe I just should have caused anarchy in the world economy and see what happened instead.

[It wouldn't have been nearly as dramatic as dropping a giant landmass but it honestly would have been a whole lot of fun to see all the governments of the world lose their collective minds as all their hard work came crashing back down.]

[decohere]

that'd probably be more of a soufflé.

a lot of people would starve, i imagine. but it is always satisfying to watch investment portfolios crash.

[ihadstrings]

Gotta keep it all from crashing.

It'll all be worth it in the end.

[decohere]

and everyone overestimates their ability. not me though, i know i'd be terrible at both. omelet though, i think i can try.

worth it to who?

[ihadstrings]

True. A good omelet doesn't take too much skill.

To the next generations of humanity that remain.

[decohere]

maybe i'll get fancy and add some cheese.

you dont think theyd develop exactly the same problems as the ones you wiped out?

[ihadstrings]

Cheese is amazing. I loved trying to when I was turned human.

Not if I raise them myself and indoctrinate them with better thought patterns than the previous generations.