texts from folkmore; tffm

[folkie]

Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

[apuckalypse]

Oh, maybe that was it. I probably watered it way too much. I thought everything died in dry soil.

[woenesday]

Unfortunate for your cactus to have drowned.

[apuckalypse]

aww man... rest in pepperoni, fluffy

[woenesday]

....

It was named fluffy?

[apuckalypse]

yeah! it had kind of feathery spikes. it looked like a
what's the flower
dandelion?

[woenesday]

I believe you might have had a mammillaria bocasana. If that is the case they are even more temperamental to water than other sub-species. During winter you should not water them at all.

[apuckalypse]

oh! wow you can tell by just that? you really do know plants!
that sucks, though... i didn't mean to kill it :(

[woenesday]

Should my mother ever arrive never inform her of any of this. It wouldn't do any good for her to think I listen to her.

You could try again and redeem yourself.

[apuckalypse]

guess that's true. i'd be worried about killing it again, though.

[woenesday]

You possess the knowledge now to not fail twice.

I would hope.

[apuckalypse]

well
hope is a ninja's greatest weapon!
haha...

[woenesday]

....

Who told you that?

[apuckalypse]

my sensei did

[woenesday]

Did they teach you anything more useful?

[apuckalypse]

hey!!
he taught me how to fight, too
he taught me lots of things about life :(

[woenesday]

I do not believe I have ever seen you fight.

What did he teach you about life?

[apuckalypse]

we haven't really been around a thing to fight huh
my family is all ninja

i learned the same sort of stuff you learn from a dad i guess?

[woenesday]

No. We have not. Perhaps we should sometime.

How fence, how to swim with sharks, how to be cold blooded, and the right way to flay a rattlesnake?

[apuckalypse]

sure i wouldn't mind

oh
uh
ok different things then ig
we didn't have sharks or snakes but he taught me how to kill aliens and tie knots and to be a field medic
and all the lyrics to smashmouth's all star

[just a few crucial life skills. normal dad things.]

[woenesday]

Can you fence?

If we had aliens my Uncle would have taught me how to kill them.

....Why that horrific song of all things? Was it to be used as a form of torture?


[ both their dad's taught the most normal of all dad things ]

[apuckalypse]

i know a little about using swords but i'm not very good at it. i'm better with staffs.
i'm used to fighting against swords though

what's wrong with all star :( i think it's catchy

[woenesday]

We could make it work.

Of course you do. The entire world seems to find it catchy. [ that definitely doesn't mean she dislikes it because other people like it!! ]

[apuckalypse]

cool :)

i think it was written to be that way

[woenesday]

Of course it was. Pop music is designed with the goal of being easily consumable by the masses.

[apuckalypse]

what kind of music do you like?