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Texts From Last Night

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

1.

[decohere]

you wouldn't be the first i bit, probably not the last.

couldve just let me sleep out in the sand. don't even remember showing up at your place.

[scalesbalance]

I'd prefer if it was the last time you bit me. Everyone else... I guess can fend for themselves.

Yeah, neighbors don't really let people just sleep on the ground in the cold desert.

[decohere]

well defensive instinct isn't designed with your preference in mind, but i will take it into consideration. dont think the last guy liked it much either.

yet it's perfectly acceptable to do during the daytime?

[scalesbalance]

Thanks, I think.

...I don't think I even want to know about the last guy.

Did you ever get any furniture?

[decohere]

think we're all pretending it never happened.

no, but i got more books and i've been stocking nonperishables and survival supplies in case of an unexpected apocalyptic event. which i think is way more productive.

[scalesbalance]

Right. Healing takes time, I guess.

Alright. All valid things.

Since I know you have plenty of free time, let's go furniture shopping sometime. You don't have to buy anything you don't like.

[decohere]

... i don't think i drew blood.

excuse you i am quite busy.
[wait he's likely plenty aware of how little she even leaves her trailer.]

reading and researching. and planning. and tending to my plants.

[and mostly sitting around alone, because that's how she's spent most of her life and why stop now.]

fine. maybe i need a lamp.

[scalesbalance]

You're making friends fast.

Thank you for your time.

Something to sit on too. Chair, Sofa, Bed. I don't care which you pick but your spine is going to thank you for it when you're my age.

[decohere]

on better terms with the loud blonde, who has invited me to pet her dog. and our neighbor. he's thrown less knives at me lately. and only shot at me consensually.

wasnt ever planning on making it that old. no offense. just the whole- nevermind.
yes yes, i'll consider the options. sofa is multifunctional.

[scalesbalance]

I'm pretty sure she stuck googly eyes to my door. I don't even want to know about your romantic life.

Wow. I'd say no offense taken but

Lots of offense taken.

[decohere]

ah, she did mention the wiggle eyes, glad to see she found some victims besides myself.
...when did i imply any romantic involvement.

i just meant i wasn't expected to even make it to the age i am now, much less yours, to worry about spinal issues.
if you want to be offended by the passage of time's correlation to biological deterioration, go ahead. i'm hardly the one in charge of it.

[scalesbalance]

Oh. I didn't mean to imply. You two just seem to be talking about each other specifically quite a bit.

I'm kidding. Nobody really guarantees anything, but I'm hoping for you to get old as dirt.

You seem to excel at beating the odds anyway.

[decohere]

wait. yelena or dex? said something about me?

that's very kind of you. i'll have earned it if so. grey hair and wrinkles and scars and all.

hah. probability and i rarely see eye to eye.

[scalesbalance]

I was talking about Dex. But... yeah, Yelena too.

Hopefully that keeps working in your favor.

[decohere]

... she did mention you saying something about me being nice.
but. what did they say about me?

at least i never have to fear being typical or overly usual in any aspect

[scalesbalance]

I feel like you should be asking the sources themselves. I'm not part of this.

Not at all. That's not a bad thing for everyone. Do you think of ordinary that way?

[decohere]

absolutely not.

im sure ordinary is perfectly fine for those whose lives are complicated by bills and annoying morning commutes and divorces and holiday dinners where everyone hates each other.

[scalesbalance]

What's the big deal about asking them?

It would be kind of nice if those were the only grievances someone had to deal with. I'm not too proud to say.

[decohere]

that's inappropriate.

yeah, now you just have annoying neighbors.

[scalesbalance]

You clearly care what they think.

I do. And so do you.

[decohere]

well of course i have a vested interest in any rumors being spread about me

you're not so bad, i suppose. other than not easily giving over intel. not enough to fully interrogate you for it.

[scalesbalance]

People's opinions of you don't have to involve rumors. Are you worried you'll hear something potentially good and not know what to do with it?

You didn't know me at my worst. I could really wreck someone's day.

Thank you for not going the full interrogation route.

[decohere]

if it's good why would they be saying it behind my back

my worst isnt all that particularly pleasant either, but i think it's how we treat each other now that matters more

i can be quite convincing with my fist through somebody's throat.

[scalesbalance]

People can be shy. Have reservations.

That's a good way of looking at things.

I'm sure you could... but that's not how neighbors treat each other.

[decohere]

yeah, me.

guess you're used to judging the whole history of a person though.

not neighbors that dont want their homes caught fire in the middle of the night, at least