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Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

Cloud Strife | FF7(OG) | OTA

[moseyin]

1. If you really hate him do what I would do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. And text him that his dick was on the small side b4 u block him

2. it is time to test the effects of a pulled pork sandwich and overconfidence on the (mostly) human body

3. The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”

4. she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever

5. are you still at the devil's house?

6. [WILDCARD]

3

[zacrifice]

tits on a stick, huh

[moseyin]

yes
what

[zacrifice]

it's just such a bold claim
i wanna see

[moseyin]

thats not fair thats like asking ifrit to judge my bonfire

3

[flowerpeddle]

Hm...

[moseyin]

You're insulting me

[flowerpeddle]

I’m not! I’m just. Thinking.

[moseyin]

Share with the class

1

[pursuitofcappiness]

That sounds extreme. Are you okay?

[moseyin]

I mean it's a big step down from 'kill him' which is another go-to

Are YOU okay?

[pursuitofcappiness]

Yeah, I didn't man that I hate him, I'm just annoyed that he moved close by. We just have some bad history.

[moseyin]

Bad enough that hate sex is off the table
But not bad enough to kill him

5

[honkdarling]

No, we just left. Terrible reception. And he started singing. Poor experience, all around.

[moseyin]

Okay so
You're never going again then right

[honkdarling]

I wasn't planning on it. Why? Don't tell me you wanted us to steal something for you, too?

[moseyin]

No Im gonna blow it up
Hope you got what you needed

3.

[therewerefifty]

[...]

That does not sound complimentary.

[moseyin]

Wait why not

[therewerefifty]

You are a fighter with muscle packed onto your frame. 'Tits on a stick' sounds a complete misrepresentation at best and derogatory at worst.

[moseyin]

Normally Id agree but in this case its what I'm going for

2

[itsamechamaru]

So? Did you survive the experience?

[moseyin]

More or less

Dont recommend that tho

[itsamechamaru]

That's a little disappointing. I kind of like the idea of pulled pork.

[moseyin]

the pulled pork was fine the overconfidemce was the mistake