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Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

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01. Last night was a mistake. I’m hung over and everything smells like black currant for some reason.
02. It was pick a form day in class. They don’t have to try a new form but no judgement if they do.
03. I have that acorn ale again and I think flying home will be off the table.
04. That wasn’t me. I have never once been a glitter wolf.
05. Oh no, I’m not the designated flyer. You have to promise me something to get that out of me.
06. Wild card. Text him.

1. Just opened notes and all it says is "umbrella orange slices". I have no idea. 2. So I think some wires got crossed and that this person my friend brought thinks it's a double-date. How do I let them know it's not? 3. A spirit just handed me her baby and left. I'm at a loss. 4. Wait, go back to this rumor about me. What exactly is it about? 5. Advice needed: What should I do with my beard? 6. I can't get dick anyway dick dick dick SICK. I can't get sick.

1. never backflip into an above ground pool. i think the gash will be smaller by monday though.
2. everybody was literally kung fu fighting
3. you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
4. i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry
5. my bra broke.... so i macguyvered that shit together with floss
6. new jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like canada or carrot top
7. text her

I vote you keep it.

But it's your choice either way.

I do like it. And it's easier to carry flowers in.

1. I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
2. I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
3. please don't ironically join a cult
4. You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
5. What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
6. There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
7. Wildcard. Text him.

1. I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.

2. he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.

3. Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.

4.No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.

5 [ Wildcard/text her ]

1. Look, nobody understood you. You kept speaking Ancient Greek—I think—and trying to hide.
2. I'm not apologizing to you for biting you last night. Or ever.
3. Why is there bacon braided in my hair and how did it get so small.
4. if it sounds like i'm drunk, i'm not. i just have a concussion

[ or wildcard option! ]

1. Yah at one point I was listening to Metallica and doing pushups last night. I went through a lot of emotions.

2. There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!

3. I just woke up covered in blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, I'm pretty sure I broke parts of both my prosthetic legs, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in several worlds.

4. Have you ever wanted to murder a sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.

5. Wildcard! Text him or I'll make up a custom starter for you!

1. Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten.

2. Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?

3. This phone does not accept mass texts. Try again.

4. After three rings, I hang up. I'm not going to beg you to answer your phone.

5. Text him.

1. On a scale of one to Paz Vizla, how angry are you?
2. This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
3. I just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
4. also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
5. I told you I was good to fly
6. Text him!

1. all I'll say about last night is that we tried to stop you. Oh and the bus you're on is going to Encantado.
2. You said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
3. I'm calling in that favor you owe me. Leave your window open.
4. So I broke your thing I forget what you called it, but it's toast now. I'll make it up to you.

1. It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.

2. Look, I need your help, not your judgment.

3. Sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm.

4. I wish I could teleport

5. Text Mizu!

You mumbled something about needing protection but I couldn't understand you after that.

So very, very many things.

I am not chaperoning this disaster. I am merely attending to point and laugh.

Perfect opening for a book. Keep going!

[Maul's laughing his metal ass off right now. He's barely able to send a message back.]

.......You do realize the relic autocorrects to the words you use most often, right??

Literally every single day for the past several years. Why do you ask?

Alright, but what are your thoughts on STARTING a cult? With me as the leader of course.

1. THERE IS A DOG AT SCHOOL. I repeat: a dog at school. I might have laid down and petted it.

2. I really wanted to make you eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.

3. I ate cake in bed. Felt great.

4. Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe

5. Text her.

But you're getting plenty of dick? Good.

Do you want me to do it unironically? I've kind of been there, done that. Moonweaver be blessed!

1. Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my bag smell like Korean BBQ.

2. Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.

3. I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm

4. So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.

5. youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful

6. Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer

7. Text Fjord!

1. Can you explain the plethora of pomegranate seeds in the dryer?
2. I believe I died a long time ago.
3. It's become apparent that these 'magic' erasers do not clean blood off of the ceiling.
4. This is partially your fault, as well. You shouldn't tell me that your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to test the claim.
5. I gifted them flowers and false vampire fangs, given that I'm unable to find a card that reads "How sorry I am for my overconsumption last night, then beginning a very misbegotten bloodletting ritual."
6. Wildcard!

"It was an accident." This is what you told me the last time this happened, I fear... as well as the time before that.
It would seem my life has become an endless game of "illegal, or just frowned-upon?"
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and having sword fights. There were several dramatic death monologues.
I know the sorrows afflicting you today, and know well too that the blame for some few of them may be laid quite rightly at my feet — for this, I apologise.
Bats. LIVE bats. How — WHY — did you get LIVE BATS in such quantity? And moreover, why did you feel it necessary to put them in MY ROOM last night?
[empty inbox, awaiting your missive]

Edited 2024-03-01 04:46 (UTC)

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