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Texts From Last Night

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

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Kaeya Alberich | Genshin Impact

[shadowsincryo]

01. Last night was a mistake. I’m hung over and everything smells like black currant for some reason.
02. It was pick a form day in class. They don’t have to try a new form but no judgement if they do.
03. I have that acorn ale again and I think flying home will be off the table.
04. That wasn’t me. I have never once been a glitter wolf.
05. Oh no, I’m not the designated flyer. You have to promise me something to get that out of me.
06. Wild card. Text him.

4

[uncrownedawn]

Implying you’ve been other sorts of wolf.

Steve Rogers | MCU | ota

[pursuitofcappiness]

1. Just opened notes and all it says is "umbrella orange slices". I have no idea.
2. So I think some wires got crossed and that this person my friend brought thinks it's a double-date. How do I let them know it's not?
3. A spirit just handed me her baby and left. I'm at a loss.
4. Wait, go back to this rumor about me. What exactly is it about?
5. Advice needed: What should I do with my beard?
6. I can't get dick anyway
dick
dick
dick
SICK. I can't get sick.

5

[anothergo]

I vote you keep it.

But it's your choice either way.

steph brown | dcu

[eggplanting]

1. never backflip into an above ground pool. i think the gash will be smaller by monday though.
2. everybody was literally kung fu fighting
3. you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
4. i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry
5. my bra broke.... so i macguyvered that shit together with floss
6. new jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like canada or carrot top
7. text her

6

[pursuitofcappiness]

Someone's gotta tell that to everyone who lives in Jersey.

Astarion | Baldur's Gate 3

[honkdarling]

1. I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
2. I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
3. please don't ironically join a cult
4. You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
5. What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
6. There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
7. Wildcard. Text him.

3

[survivalthroughhate]

Alright, but what are your thoughts on STARTING a cult? With me as the leader of course.

Maki Zen'in | Jujutsu Kaisen

[fuckthefamily]

1. I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.

2. he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.

3. Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.

4.No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.

5 [ Wildcard/text her ]

1.

[licensetocrane]

good things to be made out of tbh
whats HE made out of?

harrow nonagesimus | locked tomb | legend

[necrosaint]

1. Look, nobody understood you. You kept speaking Ancient Greek—I think—and trying to hide.
2. I'm not apologizing to you for biting you last night. Or ever.
3. Why is there bacon braided in my hair and how did it get so small.
4. if it sounds like i'm drunk, i'm not. i just have a concussion

[ or wildcard option! ]

3

[mayberaven]

if it was too wide the braid would look weird so we kinda bit it apart down the middle?

You really really wanted to be the baroness of breakfast. would've had a crown too but we ate all the french toast.

Darth Maul | Star Wars

[survivalthroughhate]

1. Yah at one point I was listening to Metallica and doing pushups last night. I went through a lot of emotions.

2. There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!

3. I just woke up covered in blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, I'm pretty sure I broke parts of both my prosthetic legs, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in several worlds.

4. Have you ever wanted to murder a sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.

5. Wildcard! Text him or I'll make up a custom starter for you!

2.

[dathomirs]

So very, very many things.

I am not chaperoning this disaster. I am merely attending to point and laugh.

Nakahara Chuuya | Bungou Stray Dogs

[geodesics]

1. Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten.

2. Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?

3. This phone does not accept mass texts. Try again.

4. After three rings, I hang up. I'm not going to beg you to answer your phone.

5. Text him.

2

[survivalthroughhate]

You mumbled something about needing protection but I couldn't understand you after that.

Din Djarin | The Mandalorian/BoBF | OTA

[foundlingfather]

1. On a scale of one to Paz Vizla, how angry are you?
2. This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
3. I just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
4. also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
5. I told you I was good to fly
6. Text him!

5

[anothergo]

That sign laying on the ground disagrees.

shuos nija | machineries of empire | myth?

[jaihanar]

1. all I'll say about last night is that we tried to stop you. Oh and the bus you're on is going to Encantado.
2. You said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
3. I'm calling in that favor you owe me. Leave your window open.
4. So I broke your thing I forget what you called it, but it's toast now. I'll make it up to you.

2

[fogsong]

Fine, I take it all back. Better?

Mizu | Blue Eye Samurai

[artofrevenge]

1. It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.

2. Look, I need your help, not your judgment.

3. Sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm.

4. I wish I could teleport

5. Text Mizu!

1.

[typescript]

Perfect opening for a book. Keep going!

Alluka Zoldyck & Nanika | Hunter x Hunter

[tooawesome]

1. THERE IS A DOG AT SCHOOL. I repeat: a dog at school. I might have laid down and petted it.

2. I really wanted to make you eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.

3. I ate cake in bed. Felt great.

4. Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe

5. Text her.

1. i had to this was just summoning her directly and u kno it

[greenthing]

TELL ME EVERYTHING, school dogs are very, very important. (oh hello it's me the elephant)

Fjord | Critical Role

[mayberaven]

1. Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my bag smell like Korean BBQ.

2. Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.

3. I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm

4. So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.

5. youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful

6. Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer

7. Text Fjord!

3

[thirdtimearound]

That’s quite an accusation. How can you even tell if they’re mine?

vanessa ives | penny dreadful

[matermali]

1. Can you explain the plethora of pomegranate seeds in the dryer?
2. I believe I died a long time ago.
3. It's become apparent that these 'magic' erasers do not clean blood off of the ceiling.
4. This is partially your fault, as well. You shouldn't tell me that your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to test the claim.
5. I gifted them flowers and false vampire fangs, given that I'm unable to find a card that reads "How sorry I am for my overconsumption last night, then beginning a very misbegotten bloodletting ritual."
6. Wildcard!

3.

[typescript]

I am profoundly disappointed. What a let down. Have you tried soaking them in ethanol?

Sir Thomas Sharpe | Crimson Peak

[countrygentleman]

1. "It was an accident." This is what you told me the last time this happened, I fear... as well as the time before that.
   
2. It would seem my life has become an endless game of "illegal, or just frowned-upon?"
   
3. Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and having sword fights. There were several dramatic death monologues.
   
4. I know the sorrows afflicting you today, and know well too that the blame for some few of them may be laid quite rightly at my feet — for this, I apologise.
   
5. Bats. LIVE bats. How — WHY — did you get LIVE BATS in such quantity? And moreover, why did you feel it necessary to put them in MY ROOM last night?
   
6. [empty inbox, awaiting your missive]

5 - un:A_Wesker013

[subject_013]

To answer your questions: I needed them for an experiment. As to how they got into your room, I wish I knew. The last time I looked, they were in their little mesh-covered enclosure in my attic.

Dazai Osamu | Bungou Stray Dogs

[revocations]

1. He's blaming gravity for his problems right now.

2. I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.

3.He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were in bed.

4.Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?

5. i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy

6. Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm

7. [ or text him ]

6

[fogsong]

Am I wrong!?

Bucky Barnes | Marvel What If...(Zombies)

[silent_butdeadly]

1. "Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. That's how drunk.
2. Ducking relic. Stop autocorrecting all my ducks into ducks. You're making all my strong-worded texts look harmless and adorable.
3. You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything. Nothing good was going to come from that.
4. If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can't handle your crap... have fun figuring out which one.
5. I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
6. Text him

5

[mayberaven]

starting with "if you would be so good as to kindly" and then end with "please" seems like it'd work

Peggy Carter | Marvel What If...? | ota

[anothergo]

1. Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.

2. There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.

3. Head's up to anyone partying out in Epiphany last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.

4. I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw pancakes at seagulls."

5. Who are you to come into MY home and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?

6. Text her.

4

[ironypoisoned]

It IS great. They start dive-bombing the one with the pancake like they're all a bunch of little Red Barons. Favorite thing to do while waiting for the submarine to Tides, for sure.

Nanami Kento | Jujutsu Kaisen

[adherencetofacts]

1. Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?

2. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.

3. Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people.

4. Do you have shirt collar preferences? V neck, etc?

5. Text him.

4.

[incautiously]

...For you or for me?

April O'Neil | Rise of the TMNT

[licensetocrane]

1. let the record show that i hate your ass

2. You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???

3. I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.

4. You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason

5. OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP

6. Text her.

2

[mayberaven]

Look, what about me gave you even a fraction of the remotest of impressions that I make wise life choices?

Mordecai Heller ♣ Lackadaisy

[murderpie]

1. I never thought my first night in jail would involve fire and a bunny suit.

2. I swear if he hugs me I'm going to bleach my body.

3. I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out, chugs whatever's left, throws it back and says okay let's go.

4. You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar."

5. I was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times.

6. Text him!

5

[fogsong]

A girl can change her mind, you know!

cal kestis | star wars

[rebuilder]

1. just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. there's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. worst fucking hangover. but some guy said he is making crepes so its ok

2. instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and having sword fights. i think i'm in love

3. the pizza man had no reaction when i opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that

4. i'm getting coffee to go get coffee.

5. for future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.

6. text him!

2

[survivalthroughhate]

That's sickeningly adorable. You poor pathetic sap, you are definitely in love.

Li Lonnie | Descendants | Legend

[heshande]

1. Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'

2. The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"

3. We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwich....

4. I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.

5. [text her]

3

[fogsong]

Take a bite, tell me if it's good, and then send me your location!

Kara Danvers | Supergirl (DCTV) | Legend

[wapow]

1. Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?

2. after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.

3. On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?

4. i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right

5. [text her]

1

[brightdays]

There's always the direct approach.

[ Be careful of Kory's direct approach. ]

Otono-Tachibana Makie | Blade of the Immortal

[therewerefifty]

1. I just stopped to let a pine cone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.

2. Why do I keep waking up in trees? I am sure this is not what they mean by getting high.

3. Sure, he seems nice, but all kenshi are the same. And you are you. Someone's going to stab someone.

4. This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?

5. Text her.

3.

[revengeisalie]

For someone who is a kenshi herself, you sure have a pessimistic view of them.

Also, what do you mean, "I am me"?