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Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

[ironypoisoned]

I can definitely outfly a bunch of seagulls!

Nat IS right though. One time at Coney Island I saw a seagull land on a kid's head and steal his corndog as he was trying to take a bite.

[anothergo]

I think I'd like to witness this myself.

Blimey. Why do I have a mental image of you creating a tiny seagull robot to harass the others?

Name it Iron Gull. To protect the kids and corndogs.

[ironypoisoned]

Iron Gull, protector of snack shacks worldwide!

[ He snaps a quick picture of part of a schematic he's starting to doodle on a napkin - it's of course the Iron Gull Mark I. ]

[anothergo]

[She audibly delights at the sketch.]

Brilliant! It should absolutely shoot lasers from it's eyes.

[ironypoisoned]

Oh yeah, I can totally make that happen.

[ Yes, he did just make a note on his napkin - "Repulsor Eyes" ]

Not kidding, by the way, definitely bringing this by the Tides Tourism Agency to pitch a fleet of these for the submarine station.

[anothergo]

I never doubted you for a second. I do hope we're on the same page on the method of weapons deployment.

[Please give 'dropping bombs' a new meaning.]

Think of all the good they'll do for tourism if they could also provide directions and rescue support.

[Bombs and buoyancy aids. What could go wrong?]

[ironypoisoned]

That was the old me; promise I won't carpet bomb the seagulls no matter how much they deserve it. And they do.

[ Hmmm, if he makes them more albatross-sized they really could help out with whisking people out of the water if they get too far out... More notes for the napkin. ]

[anothergo]

Just the naughty ones. Design them to scoop water to fight fires or provide surprise showers to miscreant birds.

They'd need to be tiny fires though. Or you'd need thousands of Iron Gulls.

[ironypoisoned]

You think I can't build the Iron Gull Legion?

[ Tony no. ]

[anothergo]

[Tony yes.]

I worry that Folkmore doesn't have enough caffeine to support you in such a task.

[ironypoisoned]

The cat cafe is well-stocked. Not a 24 hour establishment, but it is well-stocked.

[anothergo]

A cat cafe? That sounds full of adorable and knocked over teacups.

AKA distractions.

[ironypoisoned]

Those distractions have NAMES, Peggy.

[anothergo]

They can have names and be distractions.

Which ones are your favorites?

[ironypoisoned]

You're right, there's a few things I can think of that are very efficient at doing both.

[ Well, first off there's Steve- Oh wait. Right, cats. ] There are two - Miso is this fluffy orange idiot, and Sesame is his much more serious mostly-black friend who gets jealous when Miso gets all the attention.

[anothergo]

You know at least one, personally.

I hear the orange ones are almost always brands of idiots. And please tell me Sesame has white sock-paws. Which is your favorite?

[Her money's on Sesame.]