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Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.
This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

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Which require either creativity or a high level of precision.
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[Look at him, using all the modern lingo!]
And you think he's not up for a creative challenge? Don't think he's the guy for you if he isn't.
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[Does the woman who can't touch skin on skin without dire consequences know about the not touching tech options? Bless his heart.]
I'm not certain. I would't blame him if he's not up for it. I'm more than a handful.
Puns intended.
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[He sucks at it.]
It's his loss if he can't make an effort for you. Being a handful is not a bad thing, if you ask me.
[Nope, this is not him imagine how much of a handful she'd be against his vibranium hand. Nope, not at all.]
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It absolutely his loss if that's the case. I'm still keeping an open mind, in case he's just a bit dense on the signals.
What else isn't a bad thing in your book?
[Depends on what he's grabbing in all honesty. Could be one or could be several.]
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Definitely not actively looking for practice. But I'm not gonna turn down the help if it comes from you.
Are you sure your signals are clear enough to be taken as such? Sometimes, people don't want to assume interest when there might be none, you know?
[Exactly like he is doing right now. He's interested, but she might not be, if she came to him for advice for another guy. Just his luck, really.]
I think listing my red flags might be faster than my green ones. What about you? What's a deal breaker for you?
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[A little truth mixed in with some playful banter.]
You'd think making out with a fella in a cave would be signal enough, but maybe I should throw out flares? You tell me.
[She doesn't just kiss anyone these days, not like she used to. Sure, she's touch starved, but she's much better at the whole consent thing. Relatively speaking.]
Bigots. Rude folks with inflated egos.
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Oh.]
Hum. Yeah. That should be a good signal enough. But like I just said, I'm really rusty at that sort of thing. Sorry.
Sounds like solid red flags to check for. I'm glad to hear that ex-brainwashed HYDRA assassin with a vibranium arm isn't among them.
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[She can be a bit old fashioned herself at times. A good melange really.]
There's a joke in there about lubricant for all that rust of yours.
Ain't no reason to apologize. But you're welcome to keep practicing with me.
We all got our pasts. Mine ain't exactly clean as a whistle neither. What matters is who you're trying to be now.
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[He does chuckle at that:]
Probably. Are you going to offer to oil me up like the Tin Man in the Wizard of Oz?
I'd like that. As long as you don't laugh too hard at my terrible attempts.
I know. Still feels hard to remember that sometimes.
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I can absolutely lube you up. Though I typically use it for my toys.
[Does the lady who can't properly touch people already have a box of naughty toys? You bet your britches.]
Lucky for you I enjoy a person who's fluent in dad jokes.
I'll do my best to counter that. I get it's hard when you're in a dark place.