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Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

Re: also 1. b/c why not

[geodesics]

Perfectly healthy wrists. I took out someone else's wrists with it though.

Baseball bat, pipes, any form of blunt force damage is a classic.

[licensetocrane]

solidly disturbing image thank u
but agreed! cant go wrong with the classics right?
unless they come packing a giant fuck off cannon anyway

[geodesics]

You're welcome.

Oh, I am the giant fuck off cannon.

[licensetocrane]

congrats ill make sure not to get on ur bad side
me and my baseball bat will just be over here cheering you on or something

[geodesics]

Smart move.
There's other people you and your baseball bat can take down.

[licensetocrane]

we sure can!!
i may not be the brightest in some areas but i know very well how to stay in my lane
or my combat lane anyway
im terrible at all other lanes

[geodesics]

Why do you need another lane?

[licensetocrane]

ikr?? but in fighting id much rather just let the heavy hitters do their thing
i got other ways of bein a pain in the ass

[geodesics]

In an organization, it's a team sport. You don't pull out the heavy hitters every single time, and sometimes the heavy hitters are occupied, and you need to take care of the chaff.
Ah, one of those types.

[licensetocrane]

is that 'one of those types' (derogatory) or

last time i was involved in fighting was an alien invasion. let the heavy hitters do the hitting and i helped clear the route to another important thing
i mean i got to knock a building down on an alien so y'know
all worked out

[geodesics]

One of those types (understanding). I have known many pains in the ass.

Aliens, curious. I suppose we're all aliens here.

[licensetocrane]

high five to all my fellow pains tbh

and yeah i guess, but i hope none of us are here for genocide and terraforming
all other aliens can stay

[geodesics]

You are many.

Maybe that's the point of us all being 'Star Children.' An attempt at "we are all the same."

[licensetocrane]

gotta wonder what would happen if one of the genocidal ones rocked up
but they tend to strike me as like the very opposite of what the fox would want in a place like this so
crossed fingers

[geodesics]

There's enough heavy hitters here they wouldn't get away with it. That's my bet.
It would probably get boring to watch someone try that time and again, so fingers crossed as you say.

[licensetocrane]

ok that would be kinda cathartic tho watching a genocidal dumpling get his ass handed to him
but yeah preferably not at all kthx

[geodesics]

If you see a genocidal dumpling arrive, give me a call. I enjoy a good fight.

[licensetocrane]

lmao you got it
ill bring popcorn