leap night tfln

[folkie]

Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

Prompto Argentum | Final Fantasy XV

[promeranian]

1. First off, I'm drunk. Fuck me.

2. I'm a gentleman. I'll open doors, I'll pull out your chair, buy you drinks, but I draw the line at video games. Sorry, can't just let you beat me. You have to earn it.

3. I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter. Today better be magical.

4. I feel like words don't express my appreciation enough. I'll just bring you a pizza.

5. What do you do when you don't have a job anymore?

6. Wildcard, text him!

5

[honkdarling]

Um. Well. I hardly think I am the person to ask, given my circumstances.

I assume normal people would just... get another one?

[promeranian]

Yeah, I guess, but I had a job that was a lifelong oath and all that and I'm still alive so it's kinda like I didn't plan for that.

[honkdarling]

If you made a lifelong oath and you're still alive, how are you out of a job?

[promeranian]

My king died, but also he's not dead here. He just fired me, says he doesn't need me to do the job anymore.

[honkdarling]

Your king died but he's not dead, and he's trying to fire you from a life oath?

I... Frankly, I'm not sure what to make of that, either.

[promeranian]

See what I mean?

Yeah, it's not because he doesn't like me or whatever, it's just because he doesn't have responsibilities here that would probably get him killed, I guess.

4

[ironypoisoned]

This is the best kind of thank you and anyone who doesn't see that doesn't deserve you or your pizza.

[promeranian]

I believe all important feelings should just be said with pizza.

[ironypoisoned]

You've got a pretty good head on your shoulders.

Just make sure you're not giving it to someone allergic to tomatoes. Trust me on that one.

[promeranian]

That would be a sad sad existence to be allergic to tomatoes.

1

[backwaterbelle]

Oh sugar that sounds like a terrible idea.

[promeranian]

Being drunk? Probably.

[backwaterbelle]

No, the 'fuck me' part. Unless that wasn't a request.

[promeranian]

[ Oh geeze. It's a good thing he can't be seen, he's blushing so hard. ]

Uh no I meant it more as an expression

[backwaterbelle]

Be careful with who you're sending those sorts of expressions to sugar. Someone might consider it an offer.

[promeranian]

[ No really, that's making him stutter. ]

I... by text?! Do people really do that?

2.

[licensetocrane]

i gotta tell you that no gamer worth their salt would be happy if you just bent over and let them win
any time pal

[promeranian]

Bring it on, bring it on. I still remember everything.

[licensetocrane]

pick a game pick a time!!

[promeranian]

Night of the Living Goat, 2PM Sunday

[licensetocrane]

you got it

[...wait.]

Hang on
night of the living goat
is that in the goat arcade?

[promeranian]

Yeah it's a goat shooter.
Zombie goats.

2

[canyounoct]

”let” me beat you? all I said was I figured out how to get the spoon to download mods.

[promeranian]

Whatever you think you need buddy. I'm not giving up my winning streak!