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Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

[licensetocrane]

its great im adopting it immediately i dont care where its from

[Honestly she thought south because it involved the good Lord. it feels very on par with bless your little heart, which is the classiest fuck you she's ever heard.]

[touchofrogue]

Free of charge. Good luck with your -- whatever is going on.

[licensetocrane]

oh i got nothing goin on
YET
but you know gotta be prepared because someones always bein an asshole somewhere

[touchofrogue]

[ This makes her actually laugh, good job April. ]

So now you're prepared for when you want to tell someone to fuck off but somehow be polite at the same time. Yeah, I can see how preparing to do that would be helpful. Since they're two totally opposite things.

[licensetocrane]

i work in customer service a lot
storin up ways to say get bent to the customers without losing my job is an art form

[touchofrogue]

Brave of you! You couldn't pay me to venture there.

[ Heh. ]

[licensetocrane]

limited job opportunities for a girl like me in NYC
gotta take what i can get to get through college but WOW the moment i can
never going near customer service again
or retail!! run by supervillains more often than u think

[touchofrogue]

Supervillains do have a habit of turning up in unexpected places.
A surprising amount of them also have entirely bizarre lairs.

[licensetocrane]

omg RIGHT??

like evil labs that have had SO much put into the aesthetics for being supposedly SECRET
also big underground cave thing full of candles and spooky armor like. right underneath a shoe store
seems legit

[touchofrogue]

Right under a shoe store, huh? Are they designer shoes with high heels, because that's a special kind of evil.

[licensetocrane]

oh all kinds they even had HEELYS there
but like they were an organisation a bit too on the nose??
i mean aside from average gross boy smell in a shoe store but
the evil organisation?
known as the FOOT clan

[touchofrogue]

[ Oh.

Oh no.

Oh wow. ]

That's. Amazing.
OMG
That's almost as bad as the guy who controlled metallic fields bringing in his lackies in giant metal balls. Wow.

[licensetocrane]

omg what was his name
metallo
ballbreaker
the great overcompensator

[touchofrogue]

[ OMG amazing. Rogue is laughing. She "likes" the last line. ]

He called himself Magneto.
We called him Buckethead. On account of the hat he wore that looked like an upside-down bucket.
Did I mention he also exclusively wore fuchsia?

[licensetocrane]

magneto?? man my suggestions are way better
this man sounds like hes in desperate need of a villain fashion overhaul
how did anyone take him seriously?

[touchofrogue]

He was really good at throwing things with metal around.
But also, we didn't take him seriously if we could help it.

[licensetocrane]

nor should you obv.
man desperately sounds in need of a spray bottle full of cat piss

[touchofrogue]

[ OMG amazing. ]

You may be one of my new favorite people.
Because he does desperately need that. So much.

[licensetocrane]

well have fun with the idea! im pretty sure its gonna put a dent in his image if he tries to monologue at you or something while dripping with THAT