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[folkie]

Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

[eggplanting]

LOL
how many pizzas is it until the planned pornos instead of impromptu ones?

[licensetocrane]

LMAO
iunno i think that depends on a VERY wide set of factors

[eggplanting]

thick or thin crust?
red or white sauce?
chicago or brooklyn?
what kinda factors are we talking ;)

[She is being a shit.]

[licensetocrane]

[She IS. April is living for it, though she's rapidly running out of places to take the joke, lmao. Steph has more range for this.]

i dont judge on pizza
...well maybe chicago style b/c brooklyn all the way but
guess its the kinda thing id have to play by ear
idk maybe if they had a really cute smile itd help

[eggplanting]

no youre right to judge chicago style
the ratios are all off its a crime

a cute smile is important im glad you have your priorities in order

[licensetocrane]

a cute smile will get you a long long way
as will the ability to take no shit and get shit done

[eggplanting]

if i didnt know better i'd think you were describing me

[Sometimes you just gotta flirt a little. For funsies.]

[licensetocrane]

[What's a little flirting between friends]

so do you need help with your bra or

[eggplanting]

are you asking if you can cut me out of my underwear

[licensetocrane]

lmaooo
well you gotta pay for the pizza im bringin SOMEhow

[eggplanting]

i feel like this is a win-win for me honestly

[licensetocrane]

depends on if i catch some poor guys pimples and grease on the way over

[April that's not how it works, stop picking on greasy teenagers challenge]

[eggplanting]

there's gotta be magic proactive here, pimples and grease are solvable problems

[licensetocrane]

youd think so right?? i think the magic ingredient here is a lack of self care

[eggplanting]

sometimes your hormones just hate you & your skin
but thats why god invented birth control