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Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

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harrow nonagesimus | locked tomb | legend

[necrosaint]

1. Look, nobody understood you. You kept speaking Ancient Greek—I think—and trying to hide.
2. I'm not apologizing to you for biting you last night. Or ever.
3. Why is there bacon braided in my hair and how did it get so small.
4. if it sounds like i'm drunk, i'm not. i just have a concussion

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[mayberaven]

if it was too wide the braid would look weird so we kinda bit it apart down the middle?

You really really wanted to be the baroness of breakfast. would've had a crown too but we ate all the french toast.

[necrosaint]

Oh. Wonderful. Thank you for indulging my psychosis safely and not putting syrup in my hair.

baroness of breakfast has more of a ring to it than sane me wants to admit.

[mayberaven]

I mean it's less fire and stabbing than drunken idiocy can get so it's all good.

The syrup was I think being saved to anoint your subjects or something? That sounds vaguely right

and would explain why it's in my hair.

[necrosaint]

That ... does ring a distant bell, yes. I am Gideon is sorry she left me unattended.

[mayberaven]

Don't even worry about it, I think I wasn't supposed to be unattended either so technically we were both still under someone else's supervision?

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[ironypoisoned]

Been there. Sleep and soup helps.

[necrosaint]

I can both sleep and make soup, but I am pretty bad at both.

[ironypoisoned]

You like mushroom soup?

Kinda developing a recipe. Kinda need some taste testers.

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[fogsong]

It was the bacon mice of Folkmore!

[necrosaint]

Who made the small bacon, or who put it in my hair? The tiny fingers would definitely explain how hair the length of mine got braided so between that and this place in general I am actually tempted to believe you.

[fogsong]

Both. They did both. The bacon mice of Folkmore blessed you last night with their greasy little fingers. I suggest double-washing your hair.

And I am totally making all that up. Except for the double wash. Double wash your hair.

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[licensetocrane]

big yikes. i wouldnt judge anyway
you got someone looking after you?

[necrosaint]

I am not sure I've ever been drunk, but very certain about being concussed.

Two or three people, though they seem to be disagreeing a lot on what's best to be done. The one with medical training, the one who is actually responsible for me, and the—other guy. Unfortunately hurts to laugh

[licensetocrane]

tell them if they wanna argue about it to at least do it quietly
id go with the medical training person tho ur other two should be smart enough to know when to stay in their lane
i hope