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Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

Dee Reynolds | It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

[agiantbird]

1. The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
2. Yeah, he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
3. I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
4. Is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
5. Why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall?
6. Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.

2

[survivalthroughhate]

What did he do to deserve that?

[agiantbird]

He smashed my car into a goddamn wall. My brand new fucking car. Right into a goddamn wall. And you know how it goes. You smash my car, I smash your face.

[survivalthroughhate]

Honestly, I'd have done the same thing and he would have counted himself lucky to be alive by the end of it all. Good job.

1

[ironypoisoned]

This is the exact reason why if I were a woman, I'd keep a spare Big Gulp cup in my purse.

[agiantbird]

Hey. Absolutely nothing is stopping you from carrying one in a bag. For emergencies. Nice suggestion, by the way. I might try doing that next time.

[ironypoisoned]

They don't call me a genius for nothin'.

Maybe we could collab on a collapsable Big Gulp cup. For emergencies. You can be my prototype-tester.

5

[branchingpaths]

Your wall needed decoration.

[agiantbird]

Decoration? You know what makes a nice decoration, bud? A painting, or a pointless wall mirror. Not a goddamn ham and cheese.

[branchingpaths]

Excuse you! Ham, cheese, AND mustard!

6.

[revengeisalie]

And is there any specific course of events that ended up with a specific person being on fire right now?

[agiantbird]

God. I don't know if I really want to elaborate because it was very traumatic for me, but... they played some stupid games, and won a stupid prize.

[revengeisalie]

Oh. I'm sorry for asking.

4

[moseyin]

idk, bc you have good water pressure maybe? it was pretty caked in there

[agiantbird]

Yeah, but I don't remember how it got in my hair in the first place. Another barfight, I'm guessing.

[moseyin]

Random guy said something to you and you told him to meet you outside

Then you came back in with bloody hair

4

[honkdarling]

Um. Well. Yes. But I wouldn't worry about it!

[agiantbird]

Wouldn't worry about it?! It's blood. It's blood that came out of my hair. I'm gonna worry about it. What if someone's cursed me?

[honkdarling]

No one's CURSED you, dear, you were simply a bit generous with me last night and things got a little messy.

You may have been a little drunk. I didn't think you'd forget, though. I suppose I should warn you, then -- there is a rather bloody towel in your closet. You said not to worry about it because, and I quote, "It's Charlie's, it's already basically trash."

3.

[therewerefifty]

Have you simply tried not making them?

[agiantbird]

Well, of course I have. But no matter how much I try, I make them anyway. I'm like the poor life decision queen.

[therewerefifty]

I don't think think there are many who can claim they aren't part of that particular court.

[She's sure made a whole string of them. What's up, your majesty.]

3

[itsamechamaru]

So? How'd it go?

[agiantbird]

About as well as expected. And I got robbed so... that's great.

[itsamechamaru]

Sounds like it could've gone better.