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Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

Garrett Hawke | Dragon Age

[da_champion]

1. I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.

2. Yeah, well, tell that to drunk me. He seems to have no standards or gender preference.

3. All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes.

4. I woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.

5. text him.

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[branchingpaths]

Someone seems to have glued glitter and rhinestones to one of my daggers. Perhaps that was it?

[da_champion]

Did you stab me?!

[branchingpaths]

I don't entirely remember. Do you have any stab wounds?

[da_champion]

I might have healed it but I am so sore all over it's hard to tell.

[branchingpaths]

I don't remember stabbing you, but that doesn't mean it didn't happen.

SOMEONE did bedazzle my dagger though.

[da_champion]

I'm sure it was me and I thought it was hilarious at the time.

Still do.

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[spktr]

We need to change these Tuesdays into something more productive and less life-threatening.

[da_champion]

You were at the library. What else was I supposed to do?

[spktr]

If I knew the situation was this dire maybe I would have joined you.

[da_champion]

You probably would've kept me from getting in a knife fight. You're smart like that.

[spktr]

Your self-preservation instincts could definitely use some work, love.

[da_champion]

I can't argue that.

Maybe I should try sitting at the library with you next time. I can't possibly get in trouble there, can I?

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[moseyin]

take another shot and i will

how deep in are you actually

[da_champion]

You are clearly trying to encourage bad behaviors. Tsk tsk.

Two beers and halfway through a glass of whiskey.

[moseyin]

Youre mixing AGAIN after what just happened

You don't even need the encouragement
You just do it automatically

[da_champion]

Beer got boring.

That's not true. I can be well behaved when I want to be.
Usually.

[moseyin]

[suspicious]

Tell me that at least whats their face isnt there with you

[da_champion]

It's just me and the spirits. We're having a lovely time.

3.

[licensetocrane]

i am completely innocent of any glitter and blood related crimes

[da_champion]

Which just makes you sound incredibly guilty.

[licensetocrane]

okay in my defense i dont actually know about the blood
in my other defense the glitter was an attack on me you just got caught in the crossfire

come to think of it the blood might have been me retaliating
its not YOUR blood is it

[da_champion]

So... we're getting revenge right? Not the bloody kind that you apparently got but the glittery kind.

[licensetocrane]

oh we absolutely are
and with the way Lore works we could probably coat an entire house in glitter without too much cost!

[da_champion]

Might I suggest an idea that will not lead to much retaliation? Have the glitter be magical so that it will disappear after a certain amount of time.

Then it is good revenge without incurring say... your residence being buried in glitter.