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Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

Red Wine ❖ Food Fantasy

[judgementor]

1. I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
2. I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
3. I figured it out. Hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. So yes, we're blacking out tonight.
4. "Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
5. Wildcard. Text him.

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[pursuitofcappiness]

You brought a knife to a bar?

[judgementor]

Of course not! THEY had a knife.

I had a sword.

[pursuitofcappiness]

They let you in this bar carrying a sword?

[judgementor]

I would have invited them to try and stop me but nobody seemed thus inclined.

1

[honkdarling]

Well that's just hurtful.

[judgementor]

I said what I said.

[honkdarling]

Well, you'll be disappointed to know, I've become a hero now! I may still be best at a darker skill set, but it's amazing how people's opinions change when you kill the "right" targets.

You're going to have to plan your own way out of Avernus at this rate.

[judgementor]

What makes you think I'm planning to enter Avernus to begin with?

[honkdarling]

No one plans on entering Avernus.

Well, no, then there's Tav. And we were foolish enough to go too, so never mind, but the point is! I will not be your counterweight for a get-out-of-the-hells deal!

1.

[therewerefifty]

Perhaps this explains why so many are willing to befriend me.

[judgementor]

I'm not sure if that statement says more about you or the people befriending you.

[therewerefifty]

A little of both, perhaps. I am not a good person, but you would be hard pressed to find someone who is in my time.

[judgementor]

'Good person' is often just a term that society gives to people who conform to their expectations.

[therewerefifty]

Then the label definitely does not apply. We make do, I suppose.

[judgementor]

As do many people. Some things don't change across worlds, it seems.

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[ironypoisoned]

Cheers I'll drink to that.

[judgementor]

I knew you'd understand, Tony.

[ironypoisoned]

Some situations absolutely call for not remembering them after.

[judgementor]

*Absolutely*.

You ought to join me next time.

1

[itsamechamaru]

Ha. We'll just see how that pans out for you.

[judgementor]

Is this an attempt at a threat or are you just really bad at conversation?

[itsamechamaru]

Let's go with both. Can't deny I'm not great at conversation.

[judgementor]

So I see.

How does threatening strangers usually work out for you?

[itsamechamaru]

So far? Not that great actually.