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Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

[licensetocrane]

damn, that's stone cold. you worked in customer service, didn't you.

[ironypoisoned]

Never.

Well. CEO is KINDA the other end of the customer service horseshoe, honestly.

[licensetocrane]

oh yeah thatd do it
im guessin ur a more hands on CEO than most of the garbage we get these days then

[ironypoisoned]

Used to be, before I handed the position off to my executive assistant when I was able to be less hands on. She was much better at running things than I was.

Honestly she always kinda was.

[licensetocrane]

that seems like the sort of thing a ceo wouldnt say on pain of death. arent you meant to be trying to justify your 1700% wage increase and how much you worked for it :P

srsly though kudos for knowing when to step aside

[ironypoisoned]

LMAO true

You're right, it should totally be something like...

"Due to the economic conditions, everyone besides me is getting a pay cut so I can afford my annual yacht voyage to Ibiza."

[licensetocrane]

oh yeah well thats very important
you gotta personally contribute to the death of the world with your yacht what kind of billionaire do they take you for

[ironypoisoned]

💯
"I will be OOO for the foreseeable future for my annual space-cation, burning hundreds of thousands of dollars of fossil fuels or electricity that came from fossil fuels because I can't be fucked to come up with anything smarter and more efficient. 🤷🏻‍♂️"

...That felt nice to get out.

[licensetocrane]

LMAO

im guessing from this that you are most distinctly not the average CEO
or ex-CEO now ig

[ironypoisoned]

Lol I try.

Not always easy, admittedly. It's a very weird balancing act, and you always have about 5 to 10 people trying to tell you to do something like lay off half your staff so those 10 people can get a bigger paycheck.

There's a lot of douchebags in corporate tech - don't even get me started on defense contracting - but there ARE people trying to do good, too.

[licensetocrane]

thats kinda good to hear
not about the people breathing down ur neck but the other part
idk i think boards of directors should be abolished
yours and like. other weirdly generous billionaire ceos out there