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Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

Lorna Dane | The Gifted

[ferrokinetically]

1. The green punk goth look is practical. Green to stay on brand, gotta match my mutation, spikes and chains for survival. See? Practical.
2. Is drinking on the job bad for business? Figure it just gives a demonstration of good products.
3. You can't blame me every time the lights on the block flicker and go out. That's profiling.
4. Want to make some terrible choices tonight?
5. Ever get lonely even in a bar full of people?

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[moseyin]

Bartender = good
Bus driver = bad

P sure other options are negotiable

[ferrokinetically]

Guess I'll have to make sure I sober up for my night gig as a catbus driver.

[moseyin]

nah that one you can drunk drive

[ferrokinetically]

that's the exception?

makes sense. practically drives itself

with you in it

which is weird

[moseyin]

Don't think about it too much
thats why you gotta be drunk in the first place

[ferrokinetically]

feels like that goes for half the shit in this place. maybe more than half. being drunk and not thinking about it makes it almost make sense

[moseyin]

bein drunk IS the best short term solution for a reason

[ferrokinetically]

true

do i want to ask how much direct experience you have with using it as a short term solution?

[moseyin]

Friend's a bartender
Most of the experience is second- or third-hand

[ferrokinetically]

That friend here?

[moseyin]

Nah youd already know her if she was.

Shes social
And a really good bartender

5.

[licensetocrane]

i mean yeah
my friends are the type that definitely cant get into bars even if they bring ids
so if i go to a bar its usually a work thing and most people i work with are morons

[ferrokinetically]

no? not even fake ids?
id say most people are morons so that sounds about right

[licensetocrane]

fake ids dont get you very far when youre giant turtles
the bartenders gonna scream at you either way

[ferrokinetically]

physical mutations do mess everything up. even when they shouldn't. Humans can be shit that way

I can guarantee if any of you come down to my place in Tides nobody will yell or even think twice

[licensetocrane]

oh heck yeah!
im actually not much of a drinker unless destressing from college but
places we can hang out and be ourselves always good
youve come across a lot of mutants?

[ferrokinetically]

got a menu for the non-drinkers too, don't worry. I've got a few non-drinkers that come by just to sketch or hang out

I am a mutant so you could say that. My job back home was fighting with them

[licensetocrane]

oh mood
a bunch of mutants were created in my world not that long ago but most of them immediately decided you know what? crime! crime and assault and eating other mutants! meanwhile most of new york is like 'we dont know how to process that so were gonna pretend its not happening'

[ferrokinetically]

do I want to even ask what you mean by created?

Wait

Mutants in your world eat other mutants???

[licensetocrane]

nah just the one guy
he was an asshole celebrity chef to begin with and then he mutated with a pig
and just kinda went bonkers but like
he wasnt nice to begin with

[ferrokinetically]

That's a thing. Mutants in your world sound real different than mine. We're born not created.

[licensetocrane]

oh right
yeah definitely different then!
i mean we definitely have people who have been that way since birth but they're yokai
mutants were a scientists attempt to change the human race into something similar

[ferrokinetically]

sounds like something a scientist would do. never had the best experience with them in my world

yokai like Japanese ghosts and demons?

[licensetocrane]

kinda! thats their origin or the way we tell it i guess??
they got driven underground centuries ago some of them are big mad about it
cant really blame them