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Texts From Last Night

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

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Henry Oak | Dungeons & Daddies | CRAU

[overnightoaks]

[ OOC: open to misfires/new CR! ]

1. I think I've just evolved into some kind of kombucha fueled monster
   
   
2. So, I just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
   
   
3. I don't really want to explain what I mean by this so just answer yes or no: Are 5 cows enough?
   
   
4. Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
   
   
5. Sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
   
   
6. text him!

3

[branchingpaths]

No. You are worth far more than 5 cows.

[overnightoaks]

Oh, phew. As a vegan, I'm never really sure what counts for "a lot" of meat.
Though, I'm not entirely confident I want a meat-based dowry to begin with.

[branchingpaths]

Gold? Grain?

Wait, do humans even exchange dowries still?

[overnightoaks]

Maybe in some cultures they do!

I do, though, have to head this off at the pass and say that I am happily married. And while we do have an open relationship, I don't feel comfortable adding another spouse without checking with my wife first.

[branchingpaths]

Perfectly reasonable. Honestly better than most humans I've heard.

But why do you need 5 cows then?

[overnightoaks]

The Earth Sciences department is hosting a cookout and they want everything to be as farm-to-table as possible.

[branchingpaths]

How many will be in attendance?

[overnightoaks]

Hard to say! It's a recruitment sort of thing, so the more people the better. But it's kind of hard to ballpark what the turnout might be.

2

[da_champion]

I make that mistake all the time!

[overnightoaks]

It also explains why the TV turned on when I tried to text you.

[da_champion]

All these technological things look the same. It's hard.

[overnightoaks]

You at least have the excuse of not being used to technology. I was just high out of my gourd.

[da_champion]

I should be better at this by now. It's been a year.

[overnightoaks]

My friend, you have NO IDEA how many things I used to think were phones when I first showed up on Earth. The first time I tried to tell my now-wife I loved her, I was talking to a makeup compact.

[da_champion]

Aww, that's so sweet. You must miss her a great deal. Hopefully you can find a way to send her messages from here.

[overnightoaks]

Oh, I sure hope so. I do miss her lots. But I feel better knowing that there's a version of me that's still with her.

5

[pursuitofcappiness]

Elaborate.

[overnightoaks]

Ohh, I don't know! I was trying to say something deep and profound about how dangerous it is to give in to your most violent urges, and how easy it can be to lose yourself to your anger!

I've been trying to get back into the routine of meditating lately but it's a struggle, I gotta tell ya.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Well, maybe you oughta try some yoga? I can come with you. There's plenty of goats up in Never Fade.

[overnightoaks]

I'm not sure Ballz is exactly conducive to a meditative vinyasa...

(Ballz is my goat guide.)

[pursuitofcappiness]

Why did you name him Ballz?

[overnightoaks]

I didn't! I cast Speak With Animals and asked him what he wanted to be called!
It felt like a cosmic sign that my sons are still messing with me, even from here.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Wait, can you help me figure out what my goat wants to be called? I named him Freki but... it's not like I ever checked.

3!

[believeinbelieve]

Kinda rude to ask this sort of thing without explanation, because I'm sure the story behind it's a good one, BUT: No, I suspect you'll need at least half a dozen.