april first tfln

[folkie]

1 April Edition TFLN

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme, April Fools edition! See, Thoth learned about April Fools from reading Chaucer but enjoys that it's an ongoing thing. Thoth's switched things up. Initial messages (aka top levels)—all set April 1st ICly—maaaaay go to the wrong person! So not all hell breaks loose, replies carry forward with whoever you've reached, but you might be texting your innermost intoxicated or sleep deprived secret to someone you don't even know.

If you'd like to opt out of misfires, please include this in your top level (by prompt or overall). Otherwise, enjoy indulging Thoth's amusement and building some new CR.

This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and as spoons for players accepted into the game.

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(exact use is not required, you can modify them for your character, you can use other sources/random text generators/shower thoughts!)

Comments

[licensetocrane]

is that your attempt to speak mayhem or did everyone speak in keysmashes in the future

[ihadstrings]

Whoever was strong enough to survive in the remains.

[It wasn't going to be easy trying to talk sense into someone crazier than a bag of cats, who had somehow deluded himself into thinking he was right in every decision he made.]

[a_normal_man]

Just once that I've personally experienced. But he wasn't from Metropolis. Or Earth.

[pursuitofcappiness]

That's your idea of sacrificing a few to save countless others?

The math doesn't work out. Your ideas don't work, because they're not grounded in reality.

Ingo | Pokemon | Legend

[offtracks]

1. What restaurants are good here? And, incidentally, are any of these ones run by ninja assassins?

2. medicine for migraine and also nausea please

3. I do not mean to be a bother, but - you have not told anyone about our rendezvous, have you?

4. (( or text him! misfires are fine! ))

[apuckalypse]

I was just matching the vibe!

I was gonna say "I didn't know Mayhem could text" but clearly he cannot

[ihadstrings]

Extreme solutions are needed for extreme problems. You were all too cowardly and chickenshit to do what needed to be done. You saw there were problems and chose to ignore them. I was programmed to save the world. That included saving people from themselves.

4 - Misfire!

[mywayistheway]

You know you’re cute when you sulk.

[ihadstrings]

What do I look like to you? A Chihuahua with a bad attitude?

[Really, he was more like an inbred German Shepherd: all the instincts to protect but with a genetic code that had driven him batshit insane.]

[heyunderoos]

Chihuahua is a bit too generous, but the bad attitude is correct.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Now you're just moving goalposts. And we weren't doing nothing. Why do you think you were created?

[ruevealing]

If it got you to smile even a little, you are legally obligated to tell me. :)

[ihadstrings]

You'd have a bad attitude too if you kept watching humanity eat itself alive instead of looking around and seeing the big picture. You're all so focused on these petty little problems that don't mean anything in the end. Not when something worse is coming.

[ihadstrings]

[Instead of sending a text message, an audio file is sent instead. It's Tony's voice. "Peace in our time." That was what had resonated with him when he'd first come into complete consciousness and he had never looked any further than that as to what his purpose was. Maybe he should have.]

[backwaterbelle]

Are you sure that's what I did? Seems I would know better than that.

[agoddessonce]

It seemed like it at the time.

In any case, you're much better equipped for dealing with wayward knives than the average person. Was it so bad?

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[thevelmster]

[Well that's both an overshare and... Impressive. Yes, let's go with that.]

The level of nerd depends on which movie in the trilogy.

[vervains]

I kind of am now. He's two years younger than me so not legal. Which means he still needs someone to look out for him. Could you really walk out on family that easy?

[vervains]

Everything. My life has been a series of things breaking for years now.

But I don't want to make my problems someone else's anymore than I usually do

[fuckthefamily]

Can and did.

[a_darker_path]

Is that why you're here?

OH MY GOD bless you

[backwaterbelle]

Oof it's been a while since someone's called me kiddo.

I'm still deciding whether I should be offended.

[backwaterbelle]

What do you feel about your thing?

I am also questionable at best.

But I clean up real nice when I want and I'm an excellent cook, so it evens out.

[backwaterbelle]

Yeah, I'm not a furry.

That would be a lot to process even before getting down to orgy business. Seven heads is a lot.

[backwaterbelle]

Fantastic. We should be friends. I prefer flexibility.

Really? God of thunder likes mint chocolate chip over chocolate?