april first tfln

[folkie]

1 April Edition TFLN

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme, April Fools edition! See, Thoth learned about April Fools from reading Chaucer but enjoys that it's an ongoing thing. Thoth's switched things up. Initial messages (aka top levels)—all set April 1st ICly—maaaaay go to the wrong person! So not all hell breaks loose, replies carry forward with whoever you've reached, but you might be texting your innermost intoxicated or sleep deprived secret to someone you don't even know.

If you'd like to opt out of misfires, please include this in your top level (by prompt or overall). Otherwise, enjoy indulging Thoth's amusement and building some new CR.

This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and as spoons for players accepted into the game.

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(exact use is not required, you can modify them for your character, you can use other sources/random text generators/shower thoughts!)

Comments

[licensetocrane]

is that your attempt to speak mayhem or did everyone speak in keysmashes in the future

[apuckalypse]

I was just matching the vibe!

I was gonna say "I didn't know Mayhem could text" but clearly he cannot

[licensetocrane]

he cant its true
he can decide its warm and he wants to sleep on it tho
or maybe he's just being annoying hard to tell
i said hi to him for ya

[apuckalypse]

thanks
think he'd like a heat pad or is the appeal of technology too powerful

[licensetocrane]

oh hed love that
good idea i should hunt one up maybe hell forgive me

[He's mostly forgiven her by now as it is, but you know. Best to be sure.]

[apuckalypse]

still kinda ticked at you, huh
sounds like it's pampering time
I wonder if Tides has animal spas

[licensetocrane]

ticked but im slowly winning him over
i think hes just holding a grudge from principle now

...SPAS ANIMAL SPAS they gotta theres so many familiars
wanna come down with me and see if we can find one

[apuckalypse]

what are his favourite snacks? we could only give him rats in my time so I never found out

and yeah 100% lets find out
want to become a mermaid? never tried that method

[licensetocrane]

wait wat
we can turn into mermaids here???

how come nobody led with that

[apuckalypse]

my guess is that everyone hates the normal methods of getting to Tides so literally none of us remembered it was a thing

personally speaking it was bc I didnt know how to swim

[licensetocrane]

...what are the normal ways?
also do you know how to swim now?

[apuckalypse]

you can take a submarine down but it's the worst

and yeah I've been learning! I started at the lake and moved to the Kuma Lisa pool when it got chilly.

[licensetocrane]

ohhh subs. yeah they dont sound fun [Though in April's case, they just sound boring, not terrifying like they were to some.]

and thats good! yeah keep your water warm. were not turtles but chilly water is still real unpleasant in a buncha ways

[apuckalypse]

also there's a kraken [minor detail, probably.]

yeah first time i swam it was really foggy so the cold kinda got to me. rue made me a wetsuit after that and its so much nicer

[licensetocrane]

omg

[Sorry we're gonna skip right past your swimming in the cold thing because--]

how big
like ship crushing big

[apuckalypse]

ship crushing big
i thought it was a technodrome at first so it definitely has uhhh presence

[licensetocrane]

[Oh. Oh shit yeah, now she's getting a better idea of why Casey might hate the subs.]

well good news is youve got multiple ways of portalling down there now
skip the whole sub experience sounds 0/10

[apuckalypse]

[Yeah we don't talk about the Great Panic Attacks of '23.]

yeah it's amazing! I think Hunter can make a teleportation glyph down there too, if we can convince someone to let us draw it somewhere permanent.
maybe someday I'll be able to teleport myself down there

[licensetocrane]

someday! i bet you could just put a glyph in an alleyway or something and call it street art
and until then theres leo and mayhem

[apuckalypse]

oh that's a great idea actually. they love all things art down there, a glyph somewhere as street art would totally work

maybe even master draxum would do it if we convinced him there was science down there

[licensetocrane]

heck yeah i am full of useful ideas!!
also science is everywhere just ask donnie

(except maybe witch town)

[apuckalypse]

are you still banned from witch town? I've always wanted to see it.

[licensetocrane]

i think that bans a lifetime one sadly
but its only me and donnie! leo could probably take you down there

[apuckalypse]

aww. I'd wanna go with you too :(
maybe we can get some disguise brooches

[licensetocrane]

maybe!!
or maybe ill still get to keep my mad honey badger skills when i go home
they wouldn't throw out a cute honey badger