april first tfln

[folkie]

1 April Edition TFLN

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme, April Fools edition! See, Thoth learned about April Fools from reading Chaucer but enjoys that it's an ongoing thing. Thoth's switched things up. Initial messages (aka top levels)—all set April 1st ICly—maaaaay go to the wrong person! So not all hell breaks loose, replies carry forward with whoever you've reached, but you might be texting your innermost intoxicated or sleep deprived secret to someone you don't even know.

If you'd like to opt out of misfires, please include this in your top level (by prompt or overall). Otherwise, enjoy indulging Thoth's amusement and building some new CR.

This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and as spoons for players accepted into the game.

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(exact use is not required, you can modify them for your character, you can use other sources/random text generators/shower thoughts!)

Comments

Tony Stark | MCU | Myth | OTA

[ironypoisoned]

1. I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles. Think he was starting to get nervous about the fangs.

2. Clean the compound's kitchen before making food. Jen “rang in the new month” with some rando there last night.

3. If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him the next day. You’ll ruin sex for him because no one will compare.

4. Hey kid, is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?

5. We still on for Manwhore Monday?

5

[da_champion]

I wouldn't dream of missing it!

[ironypoisoned]

I can always count on you to be down for a good time.

Where ya wanna go this time?

[da_champion]

Always! Good time is practically my surname.

Where can we find an appropriate amount of trouble around here?

[ironypoisoned]

Garrett Good Time Hawke has a mighty fine ring to it.

I gotta take you to the jellyfish strip club. THAT'S a good time.
There's drinks, there's music, there's a dance floor, there's sketchy back rooms. It's got it all.

[da_champion]

It really does! I'll have to remember to introduce myself as that at the next party.

I am skeptical of jellyfish strippers reminding me of anything other than jiggling jam.
But I like everything else about that.

[ironypoisoned]

They have more than just jellyfish.

[da_champion]

Tony. Fish are not sexy.

2

[anothergo]

Thanks for the warning. You should go tell Jen to clean it and see how that shakes out.

[ironypoisoned]

Nah, I'm good. Last time I had to tell Bruce off, I had a chunkier suit of armor to do the job. I think until I can get another Hulkbuster, someone else is just gonna have to take over her chunk of the chore wheel.

[anothergo]

Telling any women to go clean the kitchen does come with a heavy risk of confrontation, hulk or otherwise. Asking someone to clean up after themselves is something different.

Do tell me how long the Hulkbuster lasted against Hulk though.

[ironypoisoned]

...Bout 10 minutes tops if Bruce is really holding that thing back.

[ ...Yeahhh the Hulkbuster is a great idea in theory, but not nearly as useful in practice. ]

[anothergo]

I'm surprised it'll last two minutes much less ten.

[Hard to tell if that's a tease or not.]

And Jen seems to have complete control, so it will be targeted displeasure rather than blind rage.

[Peggy would recommend against messing around, lest he wants to find out.]

4

[ihadstrings]

......................Why are you like this?

[ironypoisoned]

Oh shit, you're not the kid I wanted to talk to.

Either way, it's a valid question. Do a lightning fast google search for me, champ.

[ihadstrings]

You know, we really need to redefine the concept of boundaries between the two of us. I've already got every single tabloid that talked about your sex life and six sex tapes supposedly involving you floating around in my head. I don't need MORE INFORMATION on that subject.

.......And the closest answer is fraysexual.

[ironypoisoned]

It's not MY fault everything I do ends up online. Trust me, I have people employed around the clock who supposedly have been taking care of all that for me since 1993. [ In fairness, Obadiah was never that good at staffing. Very bad at hiring the best people, very good at hiring some board member's son-in-law or some guy who's the 9th person in his family who went to Yale and has no personality outside that. ]

Fraysexual? I like that. That's fun. Mildly surprised it actually exists, but the kids have a name for everything.

[ihadstrings]

Nothing ever goes away permanently on the internet. And eventually I always end up finding out about it.

[Perhaps if he didn't have approximately 277,777 tetrabytes of data processing through his head every second he'd be much better off. Or at least more sane.]

Please do not start following any trends the kids have come up with. You're enough of an embarrassment as it is.

[ironypoisoned]

Really shoulda switched out your hard drive for something more in the 258GB range.

Words hurt, sport. But it's okay, I'm pretty sure everyone's a little embarrassed of their parents.

[ihadstrings]

I prefer having the other voices in my head. They help drown out my own thoughts.

[He didn't like being left alone with those for too long. Things like self-doubt started creeping in and making him wonder if he'd been right in what he'd tried to do.]

It'd be so much easier if I could just ignore you and Bruce.

[Yet he kept interacting with them, most of the time with him seeking them out instead of the other way around. It was like deliberately picking at a scab, never letting the injury beneath fully heal, but Ultron had never been logical about anything he did.]

4

[pursuitofcappiness]

Call me kid again and you might get to try it out.

[ironypoisoned]

SO sorry, gramps. I'll never make that mistake again.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Well now you're just trying to get a rise out of me, but I don't think it's working.

You're just gonna have to make me jealous instead.

[ironypoisoned]

Sounds fun; I can hit on the new southern girl or the green chick and you can storm in all "what is the meaning of this".

[pursuitofcappiness]

I think the soap opera aspect takes me out of it. If you want it to happen, part of me has to buy that it might be real. Otherwise, I can't be mad at you. We'll workshop it.

Also, those are terrible nicknames. You can do better.