april first tfln

[folkie]

1 April Edition TFLN

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme, April Fools edition! See, Thoth learned about April Fools from reading Chaucer but enjoys that it's an ongoing thing. Thoth's switched things up. Initial messages (aka top levels)—all set April 1st ICly—maaaaay go to the wrong person! So not all hell breaks loose, replies carry forward with whoever you've reached, but you might be texting your innermost intoxicated or sleep deprived secret to someone you don't even know.

If you'd like to opt out of misfires, please include this in your top level (by prompt or overall). Otherwise, enjoy indulging Thoth's amusement and building some new CR.

This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and as spoons for players accepted into the game.

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(exact use is not required, you can modify them for your character, you can use other sources/random text generators/shower thoughts!)

Comments

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[soloacts]

well, i wasn't worried before.
but now i am.
THREE TIMES?
do you need a chaperone?

[heyunderoos]

There is no need to worried, its good! I'm so fine!

I've had head trauma before. I'll walk it off.

[soloacts]

Right. I've heard the best treatment for a TBI is walking it off. It's in all the med books.
But I guess I don't have room to talk, considering the number of walls I've been thrown through.

[heyunderoos]

I'm super sorry you've been thrown through walls. It sucks every time. No one ever pitches you through a soft thing. Its always bricks or concrete, or a car.

Why never pillows or a bouncy castle to catch you after being thrown, that's the real question

[soloacts]

ugh cars.
you ever have someone whose life you saved try and send you a car insurance claim?

it's definitely an oversight by somebody.
i need more bouncy-castles stat.

[heyunderoos]

omg yeah! It's not like we intended to do anything to the car! It just happened! I had some lady get mad her window got broken during like a fight I had on street level and she was trying to make me pay for it??

some places actually have like huge bouncy castle festivals. we need one specifically for criminals to throw us into.

[soloacts]

I wonder if there is super-hero insurance? Probably too expensive. My band gigs would definitely not cover it.

That would be amazing. If only the criminals would agree to it...

[heyunderoos]

You'd think by now there would be? But I dunno.

Given the level of property destruction and emotional trauma from civilians, I don't think either of us could afford that. Much less could the guys robbing banks.

Maybe Mr. Toomes might agree, but he was the only villain who didn't want to kill me as much.

[soloacts]

I'm jealous! My Vulture wasn't nearly so nice as that. Or the one from the Renaissance reality who crashed into my world and tried to wreck the Guggenheim.

Speaking of some expensive property destruction...

[heyunderoos]

I mean, he still tried to kill me, and like I asked his daughter to prom, so, he's not a fan of me. It's like a begrudging respect thing?? I'm sorry your vulture(s) are jerks. I almost wanna ask about the whole Renaissance reality thing, but do you even wanna get into that??

oh my god, yeah, that'd... so max out any kind of superhero insurance instantly. Guggenheim is fancy.

[soloacts]

Ooh, wow. Dating the daughter of a super-villain. Classic.
I could, but it's a long story. And it'd be a LOT of typing.

So fancy. We broke... so much stuff.
I left the universe just to avoid that bill.

[Because that was the reason. Not because her father tried to arrest her... /cough.]