april first tfln

[folkie]

1 April Edition TFLN

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme, April Fools edition! See, Thoth learned about April Fools from reading Chaucer but enjoys that it's an ongoing thing. Thoth's switched things up. Initial messages (aka top levels)—all set April 1st ICly—maaaaay go to the wrong person! So not all hell breaks loose, replies carry forward with whoever you've reached, but you might be texting your innermost intoxicated or sleep deprived secret to someone you don't even know.

If you'd like to opt out of misfires, please include this in your top level (by prompt or overall). Otherwise, enjoy indulging Thoth's amusement and building some new CR.

This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and as spoons for players accepted into the game.

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(exact use is not required, you can modify them for your character, you can use other sources/random text generators/shower thoughts!)

Comments

Peter Parker | MCU CRAU

[heyunderoos]

1. For the record, I only fell off a rooftop like three times today. I am so fine. The finest. Don't worry about it.

2. Let the record show that I hate your ass. You know exactly why. Don't be a smart ass.

3. They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and a dance battle. At least one of them actually can dance. So I'm a little impressed.

4. It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.

5. At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.

6. It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you. I will never recover, and it's all I can do.

1

[ironypoisoned]

Exactly how many times is "like three"? Four and you're embarrassed to just tell me the number?

Is it five? MORE than five?

[heyunderoos]

It is not more than five. It's fine! Its like three!

[Not helping his case even slightly.]

[ironypoisoned]

Peter. Is it four or five?

[heyunderoos]

Its the fifth.

I'm pleading the fifth.

5

[sine_metu]

I don't know. In my experience trucks just lead to more problems.

[heyunderoos]

Okay, fair. Human resilience means I would get back up.

[sine_metu]

That's what I would hope.

[heyunderoos]

Clearly, i need to jump off of something super tall. That'll be better.

[sine_metu]

I think you would stick the landing.

1

[soloacts]

well, i wasn't worried before.
but now i am.
THREE TIMES?
do you need a chaperone?

[heyunderoos]

There is no need to worried, its good! I'm so fine!

I've had head trauma before. I'll walk it off.

[soloacts]

Right. I've heard the best treatment for a TBI is walking it off. It's in all the med books.
But I guess I don't have room to talk, considering the number of walls I've been thrown through.

[heyunderoos]

I'm super sorry you've been thrown through walls. It sucks every time. No one ever pitches you through a soft thing. Its always bricks or concrete, or a car.

Why never pillows or a bouncy castle to catch you after being thrown, that's the real question

[soloacts]

ugh cars.
you ever have someone whose life you saved try and send you a car insurance claim?

it's definitely an oversight by somebody.
i need more bouncy-castles stat.

4

[culver]

Try eating some magnolia flowers. They taste gingery.
I don't think that will help with the failure, though.

[heyunderoos]

The failure will stick with me forever, but the magnolia flowers will at least help with everything else. Thank you.

[culver]

Nah, the failure will eventually be forgotten. That kind of thing never lasts.

[heyunderoos]

I'm gonna hope your right, because I'm really feeling it right now.

The vomit taste obviously doesn't help even slightly with me forgetting it tbh

[culver]

It's fresh. You'll get some perspective soon.

Then you should get those flowers soon. To start the healing process, or whatever.

5

[ihadstrings]

I can arrange that. If you really want.

[heyunderoos]

No.

I'm going to find a water bottle and spritz you in the face.

[ihadstrings]

What do I look like to you? A Chihuahua with a bad attitude?

[Really, he was more like an inbred German Shepherd: all the instincts to protect but with a genetic code that had driven him batshit insane.]

[heyunderoos]

Chihuahua is a bit too generous, but the bad attitude is correct.

[ihadstrings]

You'd have a bad attitude too if you kept watching humanity eat itself alive instead of looking around and seeing the big picture. You're all so focused on these petty little problems that don't mean anything in the end. Not when something worse is coming.