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Texts From Folknight

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme!

Because it's still April and Thoth is still amused, consider this round two of the Initial Misfire Edition. Initial messages maaaaay go to the wrong person! So not all hell breaks loose, replies carry forward with whoever you've reached, but you might be texting your innermost intoxicated or sleep deprived secret to someone you don't even know.

If you'd like to opt out of misfires, please include this in your top level (by prompt or overall). Otherwise, enjoy indulging Thoth's amusement and building some new CR.

This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and as spoons for players accepted into the game.

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Comments

Bo-Katan Kryze | Star Wars | OTA

[mywayistheway]

1. Joining a cult was both the worst and the best thing to happen to me.

2. He may not have a drop of Mandalorian blood but he would make an excellent contribution to the gene pool.

3. I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell.”

4. I never knew there could be so many ways to make macaroni and cheese.

5. He lifted his shirt and I nearly lost it.

6. Text her. Misfires okay!

3

[fogsong]

Honestly, I'd go with that version. It's polite enough.

[mywayistheway]

Fair enough. Honestly I don’t think Sith Lords deserve politeness anyway.

[fogsong]

If you're talking about Maul... You should get more creative with it.

[mywayistheway]

He does seem sensitive about his mother. Though that doesn’t really feel creative.

[fogsong]

That is how you get your ass kicked. Or murdered. Do not recommend.

[mywayistheway]

I know. He’s already threatened. We would have gone at it if that creature of his hadn’t gotten in the way.

[fogsong]

Do you want to go at it?

[mywayistheway]

A deeply vindictive part of me wants to. But really I just want to be left alone.

[fogsong]

If you let him know you don't want to start any shit and you'd rather just be left alone, he should listen.

[mywayistheway]

Considering his first words to me were “I should have killed you when I had the chance.” I have a hard time believing that.

[fogsong]

But he didn't kill you. There's no harm in trying. He's changed a lot away from his home universe.

[mywayistheway]

Not yet. He definitely would have tried if that thing hadn’t stopped him.

No offense but I haven’t seen even a hint of change from him.

[To her he’s just the same old Maul.]

[fogsong]

None taken. I can talk to him if you want.

[mywayistheway]

[There’s a few moments of indecision as Bo wars with her pride.]

If you think it would do any good.

[fogsong]

I do. I'm his student and I've been learning from him for a while now. I know him.

I'm Sharon.

[mywayistheway]

Bo-Katan.

He will have very unflattering things to say about me, and some of them will be true. I just want to keep my past where it belongs.

[fogsong]

As if Maul hasn't done unflattering things in his time. I don't much care what people did in their past.

If you're willing to leave the shit he's done in the past then he can leave the shit you've done in the past.

[mywayistheway]

I’ll never trust him, but if he agrees to leave me alone, I’ll leave him alone.

[fogsong]

Right, I'll text you when I get his answer.

[mywayistheway]

Thank you.

3.

[dohaeris]

[was this meant for satine? you get her understudy]

Well, it depends very much on the situation, but you should try to make it seem as if you pity them for how stupid they are. "I will pray for you" can be very cutting.

[mywayistheway]

[Possibly. Or a Jedi.]

Pray? Mandalorians don’t pray. Though I do like this line of thinking.

Who is this?

[dohaeris]

This is Sansa Stark. I'm afraid we haven't been introduced. It's very good to meet you. Your customs sound interesting. I have met very many people who pray too much, and I don't find it becoming.

You could always ask them if they're all right, as if only someone mad would say what they said.

[mywayistheway]

Bo-Katan Kryze.

Our religion involves weapons, so we’re not the praying type. That’s more of a Jedi thing.

Hm. Very condescending. I like it.