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Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

id move to bucks county if it wasn't like 80% maga idiots

[eggplanting]

princeton doesnt count. its an upstate ny university that got lost

[girl what does that even MEAN]

gotta go further south

[pursuitofcappiness]

You think so? It could've moved.

But Rutgers isn't bad, too, don't forget about them.

in this economy???

[eggplanting]

it wouldnt have moved on purpose. no one voluntarily comes to jersey

rutgers is fine i guess. i considered it for college but decided to stay closer to home

LOL ok you got me there

[pursuitofcappiness]

So you went to University of Delaware?

😔😔😔

[eggplanting]

LOL
im at gotham u actually
was at gotham u? i guess this is kinda like spring break

[pursuitofcappiness]

Well, you're still enrolled.

[eggplanting]

you know what
that's OG steph's problem now
i'm not worrying about all that

[This is one way to cope with the existential....... situation.]

[pursuitofcappiness]

You could probably continue your education here, if you wanted.

[eggplanting]

i thought about it but im not really a fan of school

[pursuitofcappiness]

That's fair. I never got to graduate, so I think I'm drawn to it now that I'm essentially retired.

[eggplanting]

that makes sense! and it's cool to have a chance to try it again if you couldnt the first time around

if im still here in a few months maybe i'll reconsider then. school's probably easier if you have more free time

[pursuitofcappiness]

Oh, definitely. I'm learning how to become a wizard. And that's pretty useful here, too.

[eggplanting]

learning how to be a wizard seems way cooler than learning how to write a good essay

[pursuitofcappiness]

You can do it. Hawke's always taking new students.

[eggplanting]

are they nice? magic isnt worth it if i gotta put up with a jerk

[pursuitofcappiness]

Hawke? He's great. Gifts he gives are a little offensive, don't worry. He does that to everyone.

[eggplanting]

how can a gift be offensive?

[pursuitofcappiness]

He got me a shirt that said "Well Hung."

[eggplanting]

ew
that crosses the line from offensive to straight up gross

[pursuitofcappiness]

I don't think he meant to make a pass or anything. He's very... enamored with his boyfriend.

[eggplanting]

i dunno if that makes it any better

[pursuitofcappiness]

Oh, well, his gifts to his boyfriend are a lot better. I'd hope, anyway. I think he got help.

Oh and his boyfriend's name is Steven, so I guess he's part of the club.

[eggplanting]

in a way its kinda reassuring that men sucking at gift-giving is the same across universes

[Rude but look at the men in her life.]

one of the previously mentioned stevens, or has a new one arrived?

[pursuitofcappiness]

One of the ones I mentioned before. The one that isn't blond - but now you and him are the only ones without beards.

When's your birthday? Asking because I haven't gotten any complaints about my gifts yet.

[eggplanting]

i could have a beard if i wanted

[Robin-training almost definitely involves disguises. She could do magic with spirit gum and a wig.]

umm its in august. do you celebrate your birthday in the equivalent month here or should i count from what time it was back home? i was due to turn 21 in a few months but we're still in winter here so my birthday is either in like a month or its in like 6 months

[She might be overthinking this. Mostly so she doesn't have to directly respond to the concept of someone buying her a birthday present.]