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Texts From Last Night

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

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vanessa ives | penny dreadful

[matermali]

1. Can you explain the plethora of pomegranate seeds in the dryer?
2. I believe I died a long time ago.
3. It's become apparent that these 'magic' erasers do not clean blood off of the ceiling.
4. This is partially your fault, as well. You shouldn't tell me that your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to test the claim.
5. I gifted them flowers and false vampire fangs, given that I'm unable to find a card that reads "How sorry I am for my overconsumption last night, then beginning a very misbegotten bloodletting ritual."
6. Wildcard!

3.

[typescript]

I am profoundly disappointed. What a let down. Have you tried soaking them in ethanol?

[matermali]

Not yet. Then I think a simple rag should suit better.

Or perhaps fresh paint.

2

[ironypoisoned]

There's something freeing about it, though.

If you're dead, you get to enjoy this place to its fullest. No responsibilities back home, just eternal sleep, so you might as well enjoy this little vacation first.

[matermali]

I cannot think of it as such. Were I truly asleep, this would not be my dream. I am not made for it.

Even were I, the idleness is maddening. I must have cause.

[ironypoisoned]

You're right. That's why I opened up my garage. Something to do, something to get outta bed for. Keeps the humors flowing. Or whatever it is humors are supposed to do. [ He's trying. ]

[matermali]

[ If only she were trying a little more. She is trying to...try. ]

You took your destructive power and made it a force for good. I am not certain that is possible for me. I wouldn't know how to be any different.

If you were told that it would be best for all, and were able, would you forget your knowledge of weaponry and technology?

[ironypoisoned]

[ Well this is an uncomfortable question. Mostly just because of his answer. ] Of course not. Eventually I'd need to know that kinda thing again. Even here, I believe that.

But trust me, I wasn't always a force for good. For a while I was a pretty solid force for bad.

[matermali]

Nor do I think I could forget.

[ The candid response is comforting. ]

Your passion shifted. Something happened to make it so.

Perhaps I only keep hoping for something to happen. To find a different passion.

[ironypoisoned]

Sometimes you gotta go out and FIND a new passion.

I was always good at developing weapons, so- It made sense to use that talent for the good of the world, instead of to line my pockets.

...And, also, lining the pockets of my right-hand man when he sold those weapons out the backdoor to anyone who could pay. Under my nose, I might add.

3

[pursuitofcappiness]

You gotta scrub harder.

[matermali]

Where I have, the blood faded. As did the paint.

I'm not certain these 'future' inventions are always better.

[pursuitofcappiness]

How much blood did you get on the ceiling?

I can help you repaint it.

[matermali]

Only a bit, really. It was a

failed experimentation.

Really, you needn't. Although, I imagine you may know where to find that sort of paint? Even if it is of a different nature to your art.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Sure thing. I do murals and exteriors, too.

I'll come over to do a color match.

[matermali]

A mural? Your skills will never cease to impress.

I believe a simple color should be best, here. I ought not to be taking even more liberties in another's home.

Just how often have you cleaned blood out of ceilings?

3

[resurrectiondoll]

Whose ceiling is it?

( not whose blood? Toji, please. )

[matermali]

[ They both have their priorities in order. ]

I had something of a mishap in Mr. Lasso's kitchen. I was hoping to remedy it before he returned from his work.

[resurrectiondoll]

Realistically, though, how often do people look at their ceilings unless they're fucking in the room?
Is it a lot?
He seems like the forgiving type.

[matermali]

I don't believe he has entertained anyone romantically, but should he, I do not imagine him the sort to carry on in a kitchen.

There is only a little, really. Even so, I am loathe to leave such an open proclamation of my failure on display.

And then there is the smell. I cannot ignore it.

just picturing Ted coming home to the two of them scrubbing at his ceiling 😆

[resurrectiondoll]

Kitchens aren't very comfy.

Right, right. You could try mixing detergent with some vinegar and use that on the stain.
It should take care of the smell too.

this is what happens when she brings people over, sorry ted

[matermali]

Is it always about comfort?

I had hoped that one of these inventions of your time to act on its name, but that was naïve. Vinegar is what I'm more familiar with, but floorboards are something altogether different.

Detergent? Which sort?

[ There's dish detergent, but laundry detergent does smell better. ]

5

[itsamechamaru]

Seems like they don't have cards for everything.

[matermali]

When considering how many worlds Thirteen has taken from, this surprises me.

But magic in this realm does seem to carry on with a lighter nature. Quite a bit less bloodshed than I am accustomed to.

What of you?

[itsamechamaru]

A lot less bloodshed than I'm used to. I haven't had to fight once.